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holy crap you people are still here?

technology
By turmeric
from the hrmph department, Section Religion
Posted on Sun Jun 08, 2003 at 12:31:25 AM GMT
well i have been on the internet way too long. now that i have been kicked off k5 i bum around other joints in the scummy end of the net town. and i stumble somehow back to this place. its like meeting that old priest who used to molest me in high school.

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hi fellows, and woman. the weirdest thing about this site is that Linda is still trying to gussy it up, like some devoted mother hanging up doilies in her children's trailer-cum-meth lab.

and of course writing porn.

really though, who am i to judge. we are here only a short time, borrowing the earth and our bodies from the great creation. it is a fucking miracle any one of us doesnt commit suicide.

trollse.cx was at first hilarious.

unix. is a trademark of bell labs.

then as i stared at his crows feet, man boobs, lazy eye, beer belly, and strange grin, i was feeling ... i dont know. a bit sad. a bit like the way i felt when i was trying to watching pornos. this is not how its advertised. this is not how its supposed to be. something is wrong. this is not how life is. this is something big missing here.

on the other hand raymond represents all that is 'soulless and wrong'. and yet the fact that he remains utterly unhappy, paranoid, pro-violence, and hateful, just makes me hate him less and pity him more. it just makes it sad.

all those fucking stock scams and everything else, a lame ass attempt to cover over the gigantic hole punched in our sheetrock. no love, no affection, no sense that we are human beings and that is enough by itself to be accepted by society. or at least enough that we wont get chucked in the street, shat on, and run over.

i would even go so far as to wager, that while linus torvalds would not have come out of a capitalist society, eric raymond could not possibly have come out of a socialist one: one where a safety net exists for even the most deliterious stupid repugnant oafs, even those without any family whatsoever nor support of any kind. they can still go to the govt office and get on the dole, at least to keep from starving to death. and everyone else knows this and its not that big of a deal.

ESR is an untouchable pretending to be a brahman. .... all rat racers are. . . but the thing nobody told them is that no matter how rich you are or how much blue you inject into your veins, you cant make it. even the brahmans in america cant decide who amongst them really belongs.

anyways, this site is great. actually its horribly fucked up. you need to stop obsessing over cockroaches and boobs.

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holy crap you people are still here? | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)
for the record (none / 0) (#10)
by MFS on Mon Jun 09, 2003 at 06:26:47 PM GMT

I am in fact, still here. And I regularly get my crap blessed, thus it is indeed quite holy.

ALL YUOR SOVIET BOOBS ARE BELONG TO US!


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...



hello (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by handybundler on Tue Jun 10, 2003 at 01:48:54 AM GMT





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technically (none / 0) (#12)
by MFS on Tue Jun 10, 2003 at 03:26:47 AM GMT

he lives "down the road" from me... so to speak.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Okay, cockroaches arent so great but... (none / 0) (#1)
by BringBackATV on Sun Jun 08, 2003 at 09:37:18 AM GMT

...what is wrong with obsessing over boobs?


-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes


If you can't obsess over boobs, then (none / 0) (#7)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Jun 09, 2003 at 04:44:39 PM GMT

that is just wrong.

--
.-=Welcome to the Vaginal Grid=-.
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that is a clever site, brought back from the grave (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by cyborg monkey on Sun Jun 08, 2003 at 11:37:06 AM GMT

however, those are the nastiest breats i have seen.

I suspect that is really you.

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am I supposed to feel like (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by handybundler on Mon Jun 09, 2003 at 02:55:41 AM GMT

ESR got made fun of here? He didn't. The mere image in the context it's used in makes it funny. It's not ESR that's being made fun of. It's the whole impression that makes the punchline. (Ah, yes, punchline: some thing much of todays Politically Correct and Socailly Acceptable humor lacks -- pokes at reality that make you laugh and think at the same time) It sucks to have to feel guilty about good setup and delivery. j0nkatz worked hard to bring you trollse.cx and people still get all soft and sensitive.



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jew hear about jonkatz' job? (none / 0) (#5)
by spork testicle on Mon Jun 09, 2003 at 02:08:40 PM GMT

he took the package!

Ha!

Get it?

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Hello biatch... (none / 0) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Jun 09, 2003 at 03:22:43 PM GMT

How's the old 3-stroke?  Get a clue and go electric yet?

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d00d! (none / 0) (#8)
by spork testicle on Mon Jun 09, 2003 at 06:01:19 PM GMT

I am shipping the 3-stroke to Cali. Way more power than the older 2-strokes of your fathers day. Quiet, Efficient, and Oh-So-Powerful! Use a 3 stroke and youll never want to use electric again!

Leaving in less than two weeks. The kind of royal mover experience I never had before. Pack an overnight bag and sit back sipping tea whilst they pack everything. You in fact cant pack anything because that affects liability.

I can just imagine the little doilies around the fancy wine glasses ...

Where is katzy, by the way?

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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That would be nice... (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Jun 09, 2003 at 06:13:26 PM GMT

I have had to move myself, all these many times.  I don't plan on ever moving again, though.

j0nkatz finally went and had a penis attached [1].  After that surgery, he stopped posting here.  Cannot explain it...

[1] the penis was attached to his chin, he left the beaver fully intact.

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ever have a room full of weirdos staring at yours? (none / 0) (#2)
by turmeric on Sun Jun 08, 2003 at 10:11:23 AM GMT

its rather annoying.

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