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Review: Metallica's St. Anger
By cyborg monkey from the rolls eyes department, Section Cats Posted on Mon Jun 23, 2003 at 07:16:03 AM GMT

I would like to submit my review for Metallica's much anticipated new albumn: St. Anger.

It sucks.

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Review: Metallica's St. Anger | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 hidden)

Torn, I am. (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by vegetablespork on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 01:53:25 AM GMT

Between the desire to harm Metallica by making the suckass album available to anyone who <i>might</i> have bought it and the guilt of foisting off such crap on the world. Guess I'll take the road that doesn't lead to a DMCA conviction and 5 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

what's really funny is that... (5.00 / 3) (#3)
by MFS on Mon Jun 23, 2003 at 06:15:22 PM GMT

I heard Lars on the radio talking about the new CD... and from what he said, without hearing a single tune, I knew it was going to suck.

Lars should have stuck with the original plan of playing tennis.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...

poop. (5.00 / 3) (#4)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Jun 23, 2003 at 06:36:27 PM GMT

poop

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poop (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by Adam on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 04:28:12 PM GMT

poop spelled backwards is poop. its an acronym!

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quit trolling. (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 05:47:20 PM GMT

nt

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not a mirror! (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by turmeric on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 03:46:42 PM GMT

the above post links to goatse.cx plz do not mod up thx

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MOD PARENT UP!!!! (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by News For Turds on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 01:21:26 AM GMT

I Agree With This Pr0st33Z

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I fucked your mother!
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Why am I not surprised? (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Jun 23, 2003 at 03:22:21 PM GMT

They haven't released a good album since "And Justice For All".

Nice review, CM.

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Thanks! (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Jun 23, 2003 at 03:53:04 PM GMT

I was suprised, since they enlisted Robert Trujillo (of Suicidal Tendencies fame). I honestly thought that with Robert onboard, they would get back ontrack to making some kickass tunes.

Nope.

Unless you are into the whole Linkin Park bullshit, then this is right up your alley. And Lars sucks on drums, that snare sounds like complete and utter shit.

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those fuckers (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by handybundler on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 01:41:21 AM GMT

should have never been on a tour bus, at night, on bad roads, in denmark.

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Word. (5.00 / 3) (#8)
by Vladinator on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 02:44:01 AM GMT

I think I speak for Bass players everywhere when I say that things would have been SO much better had the bus crushed everyone BUT Cliff Burton.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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No way... (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 11:35:42 AM GMT

You can only say that now, after so much poop. But there was quite a bit of potential there.

James and Lars are the problem. As punishment, they should have to read all of turmeric's diary entries.

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fuck you (3.00 / 2) (#11)
by turmeric on Tue Jun 24, 2003 at 03:48:29 PM GMT

im huge in japan

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huge in japan (5.00 / 3) (#14)
by MFS on Wed Jun 25, 2003 at 01:18:54 AM GMT

because japanese penii are really small?

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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