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Hairy Pot-head and the Older Woman Feels It
By MFS from the get-me-an-order-of-fried-phoenix department, Section Reviews Posted on Sat Jun 21, 2003 at 09:55:45 PM GMT

Yes, we have yet again another installment of young wizard sex!

I would like to start out by saying that I have not read the latest book at all.

I can only pray that Hermione gets to waltz about naked, so that by the time it is filmed, Emma Watson will be old enough to do the nude scene without anyone getting arrested.

In case you're wondering who gets killed in the book, I'll tell ya: Hairy gets whacked by a member of the Corleone family for stepping on their turf and then not paying back a "loan" he got from them.

All in all, I have no fucking clue what the hell I'm talking about.

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Hairy Pot-head and the Older Woman Feels It | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)

Turf? (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by cyborg monkey on Sun Jun 22, 2003 at 11:36:56 AM GMT

By turf, do you mean vagina? And by wacked, do you mean sodomized? And by Corleone family, do you mean gay circus performers? Is suppose the loan was more of a deposit. Ok, lets try that:

In case you're wondering who gets killed in the book, I'll tell ya: Hairy gets sodomized by a member of the gay circus performers for stepping on their vagina and then not paying back a "loan" he got from them.

you (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by handybundler on Sun Jun 22, 2003 at 01:02:20 PM GMT

are really wierd

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Naked Hermione dancing about? (none / 0) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 22, 2003 at 03:57:59 AM GMT

Geez, get real.........Maggie Smith is about what you will see dancing about naked, with Hagrid and Dumbldore. Don't you realize that this is the age of the 'old wrinkled geriatric people' who want to be naked and have sex and abuse viagra?

Its a new thing, kinda like the 60's hippie movement, only this time, the old folks are getting hip and having free love, etc.

Aren't you excited now?

Hairy Pot-head and the Older Woman Feels It | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)

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