Why, it's more than right! It is your solemn duty as an American Citizen to do so!
And if you're not an American, dag-nabbit, you'd best remember the famous words of our fearless Commander-In-Chief, and tremble: "Don't mess with Texas!". Damned straight. Why, it's this kinda illegal-alien lovin' communist peacenic idealism rattlin' around in the queer-centered Left Coast brains of those damned womens libbers and communal scrounges back in the 60's that put this great nation right into the shitter! Iffin' you can't whoop your boy for speakin' the sass to you, you might as well all be Muslim Commies!
God bless the U.S.!
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go buy some pork rinds at the local Walmart and invest in our national treasure, McDonalds. I like mine flame broiled over a sizzlin' grill, just like pa makes em, only in mass quantities! Mm-MMM! Tastes like America!
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