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The Olsen Twins turn 17 today

Meaty Goodness
By Adam
from the jailbait department, Section News
Posted on Fri Jun 13, 2003 at 09:37:19 AM GMT
Aside from being Friday the 13th, today marks the 17th birthday of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Pedophiles throughout the world (including many who read this site) are stocking up on lollipops and nickels, and gassing up their Astrovans in anticipation of this time next year when the perky twins will no longer be jailbait.

As a service to all SRU readers, I present to you the Olsen Twins Jailbait Countdown Clock

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The Olsen Twins turn 17 today | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 hidden)
Yep (none / 0) (#3)
by Vladinator on Fri Jun 13, 2003 at 10:20:08 PM GMT

That's where I stole the clock from originally.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"



ugh (none / 0) (#1)
by turmeric on Fri Jun 13, 2003 at 07:09:37 PM GMT

this is FUCKED UP.

this is not the way to fight the 'media' or whatever.



this is not the media (none / 0) (#2)
by handybundler on Fri Jun 13, 2003 at 08:43:52 PM GMT

this is the entertainment business, as hyped by the media. By pointing out the ludricrosity of the nature of these phenomenons the (entertainment business) creates, we can only hope to destroy (it) from within!



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I read "phenomenons" (none / 0) (#4)
by MFS on Sat Jun 14, 2003 at 03:40:20 AM GMT

as "pheromones"

gah!


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