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bisquick
By cyborg monkey
from the see title department, Section Cats
Posted on Fri Jun 13, 2003 at 08:44:44 AM GMT

So I was reading Slashdot, and I came across this guy and his journal.  An interesting read, especially the journal entry "Changes Slashdot doesn't want YOU to know about!".  A reader with a very low UID... does not appear to be a troll, but who knows.

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Please fondle my bum! | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)
i cant believe you are whinig about this (none / 0) (#5)
by turmeric on Sat Jun 14, 2003 at 08:14:30 AM GMT

look, trolls have spammed their own people. something has to be done. sure you can sit back and criticize. thats the asy thing to do. but to run a tight ship like taco, it takes balls. big big balls. really big ones.

there mere fact that you design to criticize anything taco says only proves your miscreancy and flippant nihilism and misarchy. well whatever.

intentions are all that matter. taco has good intentions, so it doesnt matter if he kills a few babies or whatever. corporate firewalls? next you are going to tell me we should put guard rails on staircases in case blind people walk up them.

if taco doesnt take immediate action, slashdot will just go down in flames. can you imagine what that would be for him? since 18, he has dreamed only of running slashdot, nothing else. and you would let careless trolls destroy his dreams? all he has worked for?

indignant, indeed. go ahead and puff your chest out and beat upon it and shout 'wrong, wrong, wrong'. but ask yourself, what have you ever done that was right?



Excellent! (none / 0) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Sat Jun 14, 2003 at 11:38:42 AM GMT

Post that in his journal!

Didn't work on me, but then I am jaded.

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just further proof of what we always knew... (none / 0) (#4)
by MFS on Sat Jun 14, 2003 at 03:38:09 AM GMT

Taco is a fucking asshat.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...



This should get you off, CM (none / 0) (#1)
by Adam on Fri Jun 13, 2003 at 07:25:01 PM GMT





MONKEYPOX! (none / 0) (#3)
by MFS on Sat Jun 14, 2003 at 03:32:38 AM GMT

RUN FOR THE HILLS!


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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It would... (none / 0) (#2)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jun 13, 2003 at 07:31:03 PM GMT

if I could see its furry little ass....  oooh yeah.

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I should have guessed anyone who had a thing for (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 14, 2003 at 09:55:12 PM GMT

hamsters would eventually work his way up the ladder to prairie dogs.  Of course this now makes perfect sense why they have 'Monkey Pox'.

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