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Reveiws: Mountain Dew Livewire

IBC Root Beer
By MFS
from the tasty beverage department, Section Reviews
Posted on Tue Jun 10, 2003 at 07:37:08 AM GMT
Let the summer marketing campaigns begin! And what better ways to do this than to remarked our favorite beverages with slight flavor and color twists. But some are clearly better than others, and PepsiCo. has finally landed one that doesn't make the drinker want to vomit.

Yes, my friends, Mountain Dew Livewire actually tastes good!

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This stuff does not taste anything like Mountain Dew. In fact, it tastes exactly... EXACTLY like orange Kool Aid, with carbonation. And supposedly caffeine.

Really, there isn't much to say about it. It isn't great. Likewise, unlike Vanilla Coke and Pepsi Blue, it doesn't suck.

If you like orange Kool Aid, you like carbonated beverages, and you like caffiene, this is the drink for you.

Overall rating: Good. If you aren't in dire need, you can live without it. If you happen to see it in the store, you won't regret buying it.

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Reveiws: Mountain Dew Livewire | 10 comments (10 topical, 0 hidden)
I drink MT a lot because........ (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Jun 10, 2003 at 11:30:58 PM GMT

it makes me hyper and I have more energy and I get more done!!!!  I haven't tried the new one, and I hate Code Red, I like the old stuff. Lots of sugar, caffeine and citrus flavor.  

Its the caffiene mostly.



MT? (none / 0) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Jun 11, 2003 at 11:36:43 AM GMT

Mickey Thompson?

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MT (none / 0) (#7)
by MFS on Wed Jun 11, 2003 at 06:06:28 PM GMT

Mike Tyson


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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MT (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Jun 11, 2003 at 06:50:30 PM GMT

Monkey Testicles?

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MT (none / 0) (#9)
by MFS on Thu Jun 12, 2003 at 04:12:19 AM GMT

My tits.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Ok, Ok, (none / 0) (#10)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 12, 2003 at 07:19:42 PM GMT

MT was supposed to be MD, it was a typo.

Ya'll forgot Mr. T!!!!

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I like to masturbate to pictures of prarie dogs (none / 0) (#1)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Jun 10, 2003 at 06:53:11 PM GMT

It's true.  And drinking mountain dew refreshes me after a long session of flinging nut-snot.



IN SOVIET RUSSIA (4.50 / 2) (#5)
by handybundler on Wed Jun 11, 2003 at 02:55:22 AM GMT

Prarie dogs masturbate to pictures of YOU!



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flinging nut-snot (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by spork testicle on Wed Jun 11, 2003 at 01:57:31 AM GMT

what a cheerful turn of phrase! May I commend you on your ability to encourage a smile.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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prarie dogs? (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by MFS on Wed Jun 11, 2003 at 12:47:47 AM GMT

you've been spreading that monkeypox, haven't you?


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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