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Oh do that VooDoo, that HooDoo that you do so well.....

EVIL
By xxxxxxxxxx
from the a good laugh at a website department, Section The Pits of Hell
Posted on Mon May 26, 2003 at 06:15:31 AM GMT
This is a site that I discovered while doing some research on a subject for a freind of mine (she is reading a book based in New Orleans and it has some references to VooDoo). This site is hysterically funny, even though I am sure it is not supposed to be.

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http://www.calastrology.com/index.html

This site has some of the funniest things on it I have ever seen.  Its the stuff they are selling that just cracks me up.  Take a look at the Wanga and Voo Doo dolls.  Not only are they the funniest looking things I have ever seen.  The prices are outrageous too!

And if you want to see a spell kit, take a look at what they offer, it looks more like scraps from a crafters basket that they threw together just to make these spell kits and sell them to people who are gullible.

Why does this interest me so?  Well, first of all, I have seen some real Voo Doo Priests in New Orleans and they are not anything like the things on this website.  I have also seen the stuff they sell to their customers and it looks nothing like this.  They have a art that is part religion, part craftsman that is very interesting and very much different from what you see or read about at times.  This sort of thing is serious to them and they have an art form and a religion that has been handed down since the days they came to these shores from Africa. It is part of their heritage, their culture. I find it almost disgusting the way it is made fun of and used as a way to make money off of depressed and lonely people who are desperate.

Still, this site is a hoot and I just wish they had a page you could crapflood or something.  Of course, you might want to think twice about that, just in case they really do have a little VooDoo magic in them. I'd hate for any of you to go through life with a shrunken head (either one!).

:-)

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I fucking was alseep before first punctuation mark (none / 0) (#2)
by spork testicle on Mon May 26, 2003 at 11:51:43 PM GMT

Could you please post a short summary without the "funniest I have evar seen" crapfresh?

Thanks.

Your pal,

Sporkie

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!



there, there now (none / 0) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue May 27, 2003 at 12:48:52 AM GMT

"I fucking was asleep before first.........."

Just because you fall asleep while fucking now days is no reason to blame it on my post. There are things for those kind of problems.  Viagra might be a good choice, or maybe just lots of black coffee.

Or in yur case Sporky, maybe two hits of speed and a can of RedBull would work. :-)

Your welcome,
Linda

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Mmmm. speed. (none / 0) (#4)
by spork testicle on Tue May 27, 2003 at 02:01:23 AM GMT

Vroom. Vroom.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Cold water (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Mon May 26, 2003 at 06:35:39 PM GMT

made it so I don't have to worry about voodoo.

At least for one head.

Still, nobody parties like the jesusgeeks did. Truly an incompetence icon!

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