Rumors abound of goings on in dark alleyways lately.  It seems Adam has taken to stabbing homeless people (mostly men, dare I say this smells of latent, homosexual behavior!) to get erections.  While he is busy finding them among the cardboard boxes and trash bins, CM is hunting up `RATS', this he has found to be more exciting and more dangerous.  You just do not know where those `RATS' have been and this adds that element of danger to the whole thing.  Not to mention the local pet stores have stopped selling him (and handybundler) Hamsters.  When they discovered what they were doing with them, they quickly contacted the Humane Society.  This spurned them onto more devious entertainment.  Shades of Willard?

Vlad and MFS are playing Neo and Mr. Smith in the Alley Ways to have something to do while they keep an eye for trouble with the other Sporks.  Both have started sporting black leather trench coats.   I fear that someone has been behind the computer screens just a little bit too long if you know what I mean.

As for you Ukians.  I would not advise visiting our shores at this time.  Seems that they are getting less and less reliable with being able to secure your safety around this Motley Crew.   Of course, as always, there are still days in which you can find some of them hanging out at the docks in pink skirts and lipstick.   Living for the good old days I guess.  Makes one sigh and think of days gone by and how simple life and fun used to be.

I am sure there are more, dark and evil discoveries to be heard from many of those that lurk here.  They just haven't been made public yet.  When they are, you will be the first to know.