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Nurse charged with killing patient with bagel

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By Bold Marauder
from the when-bread-products-attack department, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Wed May 14, 2003 at 08:24:32 AM GMT
When I read this story here,  I immediately thought to myself: "hmm. A bagel and cream cheese sounds good right about now. Maybe with a cold 40 oz to wash it down."

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Nurse charged with killing patient with bagel

Associated Press
May. 13, 2003 01:30 PM

CLEVELAND - An unlicensed nurse has been charged with murdering a multiple sclerosis patient by feeding her a piece of bagel and letting her choke to death so she could carry on an affair with the patient's husband.

Authorities said Wanda Kanner killed Darlene Amberik in 2001 to clear the way for the relationship. Police also say John Amberik bought an engagement ring for Kanner four months before his wife died.

Kanner, 49, was charged Monday by a grand jury with murder and involuntary manslaughter. John Amberik, 52, was charged with theft and records tampering for allegedly helping Kanner submit false bills to an insurance company.

Kanner was jailed and did not have a defense attorney by Tuesday. John Amberik, an electrician, did not immediately return a phone message Tuesday.

Kanner began working for the Amberiks in 1998 and the three moved into a home together two years later. Darlene Amberik, 49, could not feed herself or swallow solid foods - and Kanner knew it, police say.

Kanner told detectives she fed Darlene Amberik a piece of bagel soaked in milk but never intended to kill her.

She said she left the house with her patient's husband and when they returned an hour later, Darlene Amberik had stopped breathing, North Royalton police Detective John Barsa said.

Little happened in the case for more than a year. Then Kanner told police an engagement ring and two wedding bands had been stolen, showing them a receipt that showed they rings had been purchased by John Amberik.

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Nurse charged with killing patient with bagel | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)
Hi (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Adam on Sun May 18, 2003 at 03:11:45 PM GMT

One time I stabbed a homeless man to get an erection.



Correction... (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Mon May 19, 2003 at 06:00:50 PM GMT

You stabbed a homeless man with your erection.

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HELL YEAH! (none / 0) (#5)
by MFS on Mon May 19, 2003 at 04:02:21 AM GMT

Thank you, man!

Now I've got plans for next weekend!

w00t!


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Right (none / 0) (#7)
by cyborg monkey on Mon May 19, 2003 at 06:02:05 PM GMT

So, you are going down to the Salvaton Army, getting some ratty old clothes to wear, fall asleep under a tree and hope that Adam cums along.

Pervert.

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Well, in actuality (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by MFS on Tue May 20, 2003 at 12:41:10 AM GMT

I was hoping for you...


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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get some help (none / 0) (#9)
by cyborg monkey on Tue May 20, 2003 at 02:29:10 PM GMT

nt

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Did he have one? (none / 0) (#4)
by Bold Marauder on Sun May 18, 2003 at 05:42:02 PM GMT

Even if he didn't, I suppose stabbing him was probably still fun in its' own right.

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I hate to say this, but (4.00 / 2) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed May 14, 2003 at 06:48:46 PM GMT

if she were going to off the poor woman, could she not have been a little more inventive?  Geez, she is a nurse, there should be lots of ways to have done it to make it look much less like a murder.

My thought here is that the dead woman is probably the lucky one.  



What I thought was stupid, was (none / 0) (#2)
by Bold Marauder on Wed May 14, 2003 at 08:49:52 PM GMT

The fact they went to the police over the stolen wedding rings. I can't say I have a lot of experience in the matter; but if I was guilty of murder, I believe I'd make avoiding the police high on my list of things to do.

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