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"ive just pooped my pnats"
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By handybundler, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Fri Mar 21, 2003 at 02:53:22 PM GMT
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"ive just pooped my pnats" : a(n) (non)fictional interview with cyborg_monkey
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<handybundler> so how's it going?<br>
<cyborg_monkey> shut up bitch<br>
<handybundler> still using MY material I see<br>
<cyborg_monkey> shut up bitch<br>
<cyborg_monkey> I am the best<br>
<handybundler> rumor has it you never wear pants.<br>
<cyborg_monkey> never. skirts only. pooping is much easier.<br>
<handybundler> that's nice. do you prefer mini skirts or 'business' types for the work place?<br>
<cyborg_monkey> what ever's on sale<br>
<handybundler> high heels or pumps?<br>
<cyborg_monkey> oh heels, definitely<br>
<handybundler> great. ummm. let's discuss slashdot for a second<br>
<cyborg_monkey> have you gotten laid in the last two years?<br>
<handybundler> I am interviewing you. so shut up.<br>
<cyborg_monkey> answer the question<br>
<handybundler> So what is the future of Slashdot<br>
<cyborg_monkey> Slashdot has no future.<br>
<handybundler> good insightful comment there. I respect that.<br>
<cyborg_monkey> you still haven't answered my question<br>
<handybundler> we've had our irc conversations about this subject<br>
<cyborg_monkey> ....still waiting....<br>
<handybundler> next question<br>
<cyborg_monkey> I am the best<br>
<handybundler> you are building a new desk for your home. how is that coming along? <br>
<cyborg_monkey> not bad. I just scored some more cardboard from a Kmart dumpster today. should get more done this afternoon<br>
<handybundler> so in event that you'd become homeless, you could potentially move in to your desk?<br>
<cyborg_monkey> that's my whole idea. multi-functionality. Windows XP and NT tought me that.<br>
<handybundler> we've had many discussions about OSS vs Windows paltforms.<br>
<cyborg_monkey> I am the best<br>
<handybundler> would you say that you are envious of my 31337 Linux skillz?<br>
<cyborg_monkey> yes very. In fact, If I could switch to Linux I would. I really like that KDE. Fancy stuff.<br>
<handybundler> So why don't you?<br>
<cyborg_monkey> I don't know how to reboot my machine! Or open the CD tray for that matter. I have to call our IT guys when ever some thing goes wrong.<br>
<handybundler> That's not good. Would you say that Windows is too difficult to understand and use? <br>
<cyborg_monkey> Oh, man is it! I can't find a damn thing in this XP business! |
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