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It doesn't get any crazier than this.............

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By xxxxxxxxxx
from the cut and paste from news feed department, Section News
Posted on Thu Feb 20, 2003 at 07:25:29 PM GMT
Virginia reports 'snow rage'

Feb. 20 - Two workers with the Virginia Department of Transportation in the Fredericksburg area reported being attacked Tuesday night.

   

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Fredericksburg V-DOT Residency engineer Charlie Kilpatrick says that in one incident, two motorists pulled a snow plow operator out of his V-DOT truck around 11:30 p-m and beat him up.

     Stafford County Sheriff Charles Jett says the worker said the men accused the snowplow driver of running them off the road.

     In Spotsylvania, deputies were looking for a group of motorists who hit another V-DOT employee on the head with a chunk of ice Tuesday evening as she supervised snow removal through several neighborhoods. Her injuries were NOT serious.

     V-DOT workers across the state report plenty of irate - and sometimes profane -- telephone calls demanding that plows clear their roads or streets. V-DOT officials say they're asking people to be patient.

   

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It doesn't get any crazier than this............. | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)
Well... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Fri Feb 21, 2003 at 04:47:14 AM GMT

This happens because snow sucks ass and leaves people depressed and angry.

We've none of those problems down here.

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sucks only when you sit inside and bitch about it (none / 0) (#2)
by handybundler on Fri Feb 21, 2003 at 12:41:37 PM GMT

I bet you don't even own single pair of poly-propelyne long underwear, and/or a pair of wool socks. $30-40 well spent sure makes a winter more tolerable

Some of us actually make our living on/around/building/shaping/riding snow. Enough bitching about already. Snow happens. Move to the fucking equator if you never want to see it again (or at least for a while, until the next deep freeze reaches the median.



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Assclown. (none / 0) (#3)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Sun Feb 23, 2003 at 01:52:58 AM GMT

Why do you think I live in South Florida, you moron?

You can take your snow and shove it you know where.  Time to go to the beach and heck out some women without 49 layers of fucking clothes on.

Sporks R Us
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you know (none / 0) (#4)
by handybundler on Sun Feb 23, 2003 at 01:57:29 AM GMT

there's some thing to be said for your woman and a bottle of wine by the fire when the shit's blowing sideways outside.

Oh, all those women on the beach...they still ain't naked. So there.



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They are closer to naked than you will ever see. (none / 0) (#5)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Feb 24, 2003 at 03:27:20 PM GMT

nt

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not true (none / 0) (#6)
by handybundler on Mon Feb 24, 2003 at 05:28:28 PM GMT

I got to see boobs in person last year!

We had our annual spring Pond Skimming contest where people get wasted and try to ride or ski across this manmade pond filled with some seriously cold water. Well, this chick in a bakini decides to try and show off during her run and fell. She came up topless and given the water temp, one could say that the turkey was defintely done. But as my memory serves me, this would be the last nudity I have encountered, yes.



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Geez, (none / 0) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 24, 2003 at 11:57:41 PM GMT

This just makes me sad, the last nudity you saw was last year!!  Man you need to get out more!

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