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Underdrive Moduling for The New Millenium
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By handybundler
from the what the fuck did he just say? department, Section Meta
Posted on Mon Feb 03, 2003 at 03:47:42 AM GMT
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part 1
Lately, I had been getting these strange pains in my neck. A flash of light in my vision and a sharp pain in the center of my neck just below the base of my skull. It seemed like when these were happening I couldn't place my self any where in a recognizable space for a slpit second. Was it the pain that was consuming my id or was I being taken away again...
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I sat on the shitter, Maxim Top 100 Babes of 2002 in hand, I was thinking to my self that I couldn't handle another one of these episodes. Ffffllllllllaassshhhh. And a sharp pain raced through my neck. I was no where again for a second. Where the fuck.....what was going on....goddammit this fucking hurts like a motherfucker.....
"you are being asked to remain still sir...." A voice said from some where. Dunno where. I just heard it that's all. "Your training has come a long way." the voice added "We have noted your progress in the acceleration of your abilities in using adaptive reality technology"
"Huh?" What the fuck are they saying to me now, i asked myself. Same old shit no less. "Yeah, oh, that. That thing's a piece of shit. It wouldn't fly if you fucking drug it out in space and floated it in zero g." I added. "It took for ever to learn how to use that archaic hunk of ass." I paused..."but it did help me understand where the root of this technology was derived."
"Yes, well sir, we have been monitoring your rescent movements using our tracking capabilities. Your cooordinate mappings and other pertinent data indicate that you are ready for the next stage of the training"
"Whaddya got?" I asked. I wondered more about these guys some times instead of my own abilities, or what I knew versus what they thought I may be capable of. That wasn't the problem. The problem lies in knowing what the end result is, but having to wait for the process to achieve it. And the process can suck at times.
"The pain you have been recieveing in your neck, it is from a new a new processing facility in that region of the brain. It is located just at the top of the spine, it is reacting with nerves in that region of your neck. These nerves regions are ones that are never used. They have been awakened, and we are preparing and training them so you may use them. We assure you, this is for your benefit sir....as wel as ours."
"Yeah, what evar doc, do this and put me back, I'm tired. I need sleep."
Snnnnaaaaap. A numbing deafness for a split second and my vision clears. Magazine in hands. Tara Reid is staring back at me. She has to be the hotttest...
What the fuck...immediately I feel as though I am training. but I am not doing any thing. I have control over things that I am not in contact with....all by thinking about them.....every thing is moving very fast...this is insane...
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