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Merry Christmas and all that.
By MFS from the ho ho ho department, Section Site News Posted on Wed Dec 24, 2003 at 08:53:12 PM GMT

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Giddy Chanuka, Stupefied Kazaa, etc etc etc...

I hope you all are feeling better than I am, damnit.

All yuor presents are belong to me!

Someone set up us the St. Nick.

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Merry Christmas and all that. | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

oops (none / 0) (#5)
by News For Turds on Mon Dec 29, 2003 at 03:28:07 PM GMT

i just farted

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I fucked your mother!

How the phuck are you lazy hells? (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by spork testicle on Mon Dec 29, 2003 at 02:34:14 PM GMT

Hope you all have a fine new year.

And where is that dumbass monkey? I wanted to wish him and the family a @%$#&^%@ sweet new year.

you don't know how many times (none / 0) (#6)
by handybundler on Mon Dec 29, 2003 at 06:34:27 PM GMT

j0nkatz has accused me of being you. It is no fun trying to get him to believe me. You need to go to #trolls RIGHT NOW and tell him.

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I went to #trolls (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by Beef on Mon Dec 29, 2003 at 07:49:20 PM GMT

and j0nkatz was there, and i told him that you were not s_t, and he didn't say anything at all, he just sat up there in the channel ops section i think he is a fagg0rt

ok bye

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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i saw that! (none / 0) (#8)
by handybundler on Mon Dec 29, 2003 at 10:01:02 PM GMT

that was pretty funny

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Christmas blessing (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by vegetablespork on Thu Dec 25, 2003 at 04:36:32 PM GMT

May the warmth of an overclocked Athlon grace your hearth and the riches of a stock scammer your pocketbook. Sensational Solstice to all!

In BC 06, Salvation was Beginning (5.00 / 6) (#2)
by Beef on Thu Dec 25, 2003 at 01:50:17 PM GMT

Harrod: What happen?

High Priest: Someone set up us the Messaiah.

Wise men: We get signal.

Harrod: What?

Wise men: Main star turn on.

(Archangel Gabriel appears)

High Priest: It's you.

Gabriel: How are you gentlemen?

Gabriel: All your praise are belong to infant

Gabriel: You are on the way to destruction.

Harrod: What you say?

Gabriel: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Harrod: Kill all infant. You know what you doing.

Harrod: Kill infant. For great power!

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.

first (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by handybundler on Thu Dec 25, 2003 at 05:15:14 AM GMT

day of christmas

Merry Christmas and all that. | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

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