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Here at last is the rumored study...
By NerdGirl, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Tue Dec 02, 2003 at 09:48:00 AM GMT

Some questions have troubled people for years: What is the meaning of life? Are we alone in the universe? What would happen if I douche with Coca-Cola?

At last, here is the long-rumored Harvard study on the effectiveness of Coke as a spermicide. For your reading pleasure.

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Here at last is the rumored study... | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

Reminds me of the famous scene from Deep Throat... (none / 0) (#8)
by BringBackATV on Fri Dec 05, 2003 at 01:15:10 PM GMT

...including of course a re-lyriced version of the"I'd Like To Teach The Word To Sing" ad!
-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes

I read somewhere that.......... (none / 0) (#6)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Dec 04, 2003 at 10:09:04 PM GMT

prostitutes, back in the 30's used soda (cola, ginger ale, etc) for that. They shook the bottle up, and then put it in and let it fizz. EWWWWWWWWW, kinda clearing the deck for the next John I guess.

Artical links to site WORSE THNA GOATSE!!! (none / 0) (#3)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Dec 02, 2003 at 09:48:44 PM GMT

So, in that spirit, visit here instead (or, in addition to -if such is yoru inclination).

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Yikes! (none / 0) (#1)
by Vladinator on Tue Dec 02, 2003 at 03:03:50 PM GMT

Don't look at that from work...

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

2 late (none / 0) (#2)
by News For Turds on Tue Dec 02, 2003 at 03:04:12 PM GMT

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I fucked your mother!
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heh (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by handybundler on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 12:55:51 AM GMT

fizzing in teh fuzzy. that's just fun to say.

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The bubbles tickle my ... (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by NerdGirl on Thu Dec 04, 2003 at 09:11:45 PM GMT

That would feel seriously weird.

Of course, they say you can smear yogurt in there to help prevent yeast infections... All I can think of is using some fruity yougurt right out of the fridge.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Who's dead now?
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Ok (none / 0) (#7)
by Beef on Fri Dec 05, 2003 at 01:37:31 AM GMT

Now I have to do some research on the whole Alka-Seltzer thing. How many of you ch1x0rz have tried it?

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Here at last is the rumored study... | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

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