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Gun Mania! L@@K Inside!

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By cyborg monkey
from the Man, I LOVE GUNS!!!! department, Section Reviews
Posted on Tue Dec 02, 2003 at 04:58:43 PM GMT
GUNS!!!

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I have been trying to find a toy gun that shoots rubber bullets.  This turned out to be extremely difficult, do mostly to the anti-gun, liberal twats that filled the White House in the previous administration.  I currently own this gun, manufactured by Edison Giocattoli.  It has a 4-round clip and has to be cocked each time to be fired.  I bought this at Toys-r-us about 20 years ago, and needless to say, they no longer sell any gun that looks realistic.

Well, my search is over.  realistictoyguns.com has a wide variety of guns that shoot a similar "gummy" type bullets, darts and 6mm plastic bb's.  Of particular interest is the 1:1 scale mini Uzi and the 1:1 bolt action, high velocity sniper rifle (with a rotating cartridge).

If money is no object, you may opt for this monster.  Be sure to watch the movies of this amazing gun in action.

I think I will stick with the AK-47 that shoots the rubber bullets and move up to the MP5 after the holidays.

Happy hunting...

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Gun (5.00 / 2) (#12)
by Beef on Fri Dec 05, 2003 at 01:34:30 AM GMT

Gun.

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Reminder plz? (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 02:41:52 PM GMT

Which is for pleasure and which is for fun?

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There is no difference. (5.00 / 2) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Dec 04, 2003 at 01:01:02 AM GMT

Penis, pistol, all the same.

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Both are 9mm? <nt> (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by vegetablespork on Sat Dec 06, 2003 at 04:00:35 AM GMT



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On a good day. (5.00 / 1) (#14)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Dec 08, 2003 at 12:47:29 PM GMT



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'I don't wanna grow up I'm a ToysRUs kid'......... (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 01:36:04 AM GMT

Sometimes I think I am getting way too old!  I remember when kids got BB Rifles and the such for Christmas and it was not a big deal.  Now days it is a 'huge' deal and frowned upon.

Believe it or not, my brother actually got one of those Red Rider BB Guns for Christmas when he was a kid.  I wish I had that thing today, it would be a great sentimental object to have for many reasons.

I also wanted a "Honey West" doll that had a pistol when I was about 5.  My sister said she was the ugliest doll she had ever seen so I did not get her.  I just thought she was so cool!

'What a drag it is getting old.........'



Red Rider (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by News For Turds on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 02:25:39 PM GMT

I still have my Red Rider that I got for Christmas when I was about 8 or 9.  I loved that gun.

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You'll put your eye out with that thing kid! (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by Strom Thurmond on Fri Dec 05, 2003 at 01:28:41 AM GMT

NT

I'm a very pretty pony!


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I thought that was the nickname (5.00 / 4) (#7)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 02:28:46 PM GMT

you earned as the preferred altar boy?

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fjrsdttt poaososoaaattt (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by handybundler on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 01:10:02 AM GMT

fun.





i retract my link (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by handybundler on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 01:23:03 AM GMT

and wish to post this one instead.



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Sorry. (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 12:30:04 PM GMT

That gun is just too gay looking.  

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don't be afraid of your inner girl (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by handybundler on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 10:33:36 PM GMT

If i was going to special order one of these for $2500 fucking dollars, the builder had better be cool to my flat-black color requests.



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MOD PARENT UP!!!!!!!!! (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by News For Turds on Wed Dec 03, 2003 at 02:26:28 PM GMT

IAWTP!

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