My name is M.C. Shampoo

This message is for Matrix 4 people from myself: Shoutouts to Fame, Forensic, Skunk and Plink. Good work :)

Thank you for your time to read this message.

Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Answer: The chicken came with the egg. :) -- Shampoo.

Imagine one communications satellite between Canada and Britain that connects both countries with lasers that are so small that the lasers could be the size and voltage of a laser found in a portable compact disc player. The lasers transmit a digital signal from a satellite that is received, analyzed and understood after being viewed by a telescope on Earth. The reverse process could happen (with a telescope receiver in space) and would lead to extremely fast, multiple direction data communications in space to interconnect Earth to space and space to Earth. The ideal process would be to have a transmitter and receiver on the same satellite and to have a transmitter and receiver at each terrestrial base station to save space. This communications technology would work excellent to interconnect communications satellites in space at the speed of light. Data communications between satellites in space would be flawless in both transmitting and receiving modes. Problems could occur for information transmission to and from Earth. For instance: if there was cloud cover, the satellites and ground stations would have to route information to different locations for quality information transmission. The beam of light would not be seen by the naked eye on earth and would not produce light pollution. This mode of communications is faster than all current satellites that use radio frequencies to transmit signals which is much slower than the speed of light. This method of data transmission is faster than fiber optic networks on Earth that use relays and repeaters which slow data transmission times down and create latency. This technology was invented by Shampoo.

There is a fruitful idea that I have invented which is an Internet sperm bank auction where people can see a photograph of the sperm seller as well as a photograph or possibly even several photographs of the offspring from the sperm provider (if he has any offspring). The client could then select and place a bid on any available sperm from any specific seller to receive a child that will look similar to what the sperm provider looks like and what the female purchaser looks like. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented superior data compression that is vastly superior to any other data compression available on Earth. This data compression algorithm uses word or data set matching and backwards word or data set matching and much more: such as diagonal, forward and reverse word or data set matching - much like a crossword puzzle. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented a combined chess and checkers board. This board will allow the playing of both games within the same board. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented the concept of a multicast device (all information sent is the same for all people receiving it) that allows everyone on Earth with a receiving station to receive the same information digitally. The same information is downloaded to all receiving stations on a hard disk and then can be selectively viewed. Information could be the latest news that is available and could be viewed, reviewed or not viewed under a user-based selection system similar to the way you would view cnn.com on the internet. After a period of 1 hour, all news and information is updated on the device that is receiving the signal. This device would be democratically administrated so that people could vote on what they wanted to see most or least on these information receiving devices. Information on these devices could be music, video, images, text and would most likely be a combination of all of these. The receiving device would be comparatively like seeing the news on television while being able to replay it anywhere in the broadcast for up to 1 hour. You could read the latest sports scores, review the weather and much more. This device is controlled by the population that votes. It will be able to provide anything that people want to see or hear from it. This device provides the worlds highest freedom when it comes to broadcasting. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have proceeded to create a ISO standard (International standard) for resource dedicating on computers to switch operating systems with the press of a button using multi-threading busses to have the multiple operating systems simultaneously running on the same computer. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I also have invented a process for creating a rock inside of a computer, one that all of the people in the world could artificially engrave in a tombstone-style text whatever they wish. If built, this rock would enable all people on Earth to store one paragraph or more worth of information that would be permanently stored on the computer. The information stored would outlive the person whom engraved the rock because the rock would be of a 0.8 micron process with 500,000 transistors in the space of a 486 Central Processing Unit. A 486 Central Processing Unit actually has over 800,000 transistors. My design would be more reliable than a 486. Some people may think that a 0.8 micron process is too slow - this is incorrect if it is a 1024 bit or higher processor, then it could do more in increased volume than a smaller processor. The processor would last many hundreds of years and this is why the space shuttle uses similar technology - where failure is not an option. The information engraved in the rock which is purple and blue and marble-like and is black in some areas where the operating system blocks out information that a person may chose to remove from the rock. The information people place on the rock is permanent. Data is stored in the style of something similar to a Nintendo video game cartridge which is Read Only Memory (ROM) and will almost certainly last many lifetimes before failure. The rock is rectangular and information within it could be searched through or zoomed in and out of viewing range. The rock would cost based on the price of data storage media. For instance: an 80 GigaByte hard disk can hold 80 billion characters of information - this would give every single person on Earth approximately 13 characters of information on the rock for about $50 worth of failure prone storage like a personal computer hard disk. The design intentions are to make the rock outlast 10's of lifetimes before repair, to be redundant in all ways and last for eternity. The rock is for love letters, poems, eulogies and anything at all. This rock is free and will remain free and will never cost monetary values to use the contents of it or place information on it. Light from the fiber optic inter-connects would be magnified and sent to to solar panels and then that energy would be used to power the system. It would be electrically efficient. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented a Central Processing Unit design that allows failed components of the Central Processing Unit to be replaced without replacing the entire Central Processing Unit. The massive Central Processing Unit would be in a grid-like pattern and each failed quadrant of the grid could then be replaced with a new quadrant. The primary failure prone areas such as the Floating Point Unit and system Cache is designed to run on the outside of the core Central Processing Unit. Beneath the primary failure prone construction resides the backup infrastructure. Once a failure is detected the processing moves closer to the Central Processing Unit. What results is a faster computation during a failure. This schematic would allow many layers of redundancy with many higher levels where the highest level is the one that gets re-routed to a layer closer to the Central Processing Unit during a failure and then, if there was a subsequent failure, the level beneath it (which is closer to the core part of the Central Processing unit) is activated. Failed modules such as the Floating Point Unit and system Cache could be replaced while the system is running and then would be engaged to compute information. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have immense plans for creating artificially intelligent people within a large computer called a reality generator and I am currently within the study of intelligence. I can not afford the computer that is required to demonstrate all of the physics and reality that Earth has within a computer to create life within it. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

My invention of a reality generator would contain routable, addressable and combinable molecules and atoms. An example would be: any selection of Oxygen molecules could be combined into 3 molecules of Oxygen which would then produce Ozone. For instance: this system would allow the selection of a quadrant like a sphere of any size in any particular location within the reality generator and could then provide the capabilities to change the atomic or molecular structure within the selected region in the world that resides within the reality generator. Any atomic or molecular volume which could be air within this sphere could be changed into a ball of water or any other available atomic or molecular property that this reality generator will compute within the operating system. Inside of this artificial world, all molecules and atoms could be routed anywhere within the world inside of the reality generator by the system operator in real-time. I would allow all of the people living inside of this reality generator to have the power to to move molecules or atoms to their requirements, interests and to feel more comfort - such as routing warm air around a person that is feeling cold. Gravity or any portion of physics inside of this system could be controlled on a subatomic or submolecular grid-like system and on a level that could be continuously adjusted. This gravitational system could allow any portion of the artificial world(s) to have selected gravity, including zero gravity or the opposite of gravity at any place or altitude within the artificial world. My reality generator would be more superior than the reality produced on Earth. Most of the features of my reality generator are not available for citizens of Earth in the reality that we live amongst. Research has been made by myself with regards to how people see and how emotion alters senses and effects the central nervous system. I have done extensive research on how people become sentient and become amused. I am willing and able to emulate most if not all of the reality we are living within with little or no help to create living people within the massive reality generator I intend to build. I wish to perfect reality to the point so that it is full featured to an increased amount compared to Earth for the things living within the computer. The power subsystem would be similar to the rock inside of a computer. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented a sport that is called pick put. This sport is ideal for anyone to play. The object of the game is to throw a 10 pound weight with feet firmly not moving on the ground or thrown from behind a line. The method of the game is to throw the weight twice. Feet must be behind the approximate center of the weight where the weight lands after the first throw for the second throw to occur. The winner of the pick put game is the person with the longest distance thrown measured after the 2 throws. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented a water control system that is usable in all water faucet applications, such as bathroom showers and in kitchen sinks. This system ensures that the water that exits the water tap is at the accurate temperature that you desire. This is accomplished by transferring all of the hot water that is remaining in the water pipe(s) after being used to be transferred to waste or sent back to the hot water heater, therefore allowing the hot water pipe(s) to stay chargeless of cool or cold water in the hot water line(s). Then, a computer controlled thermostat would mix cold and hot water to any degree variation to the exact temperature requirements of the user before the water exits the valve during the time before the valve is controlled to open via the computerized thermostats' calculation of proper temperature when the precise temperature has been achieved. If a person enters a shower and "dials in" 85 degrees of water temperature, then the water that is released onto the person would not be any degree cooler or warmer than 85 degrees. This eliminates cold shower entries which are uncomfortable. It also eliminates the need to set the shower dial for warm or hot water and then having to step outside of the shower for a moment to not get drizzled with unbearably cold water due to the hot water transmission lines not being charged with hot water with user selected temperature controlled water flow. The water that exits the water flow control system would be automatic disbursement via the use of a computer controlled servo. There would be no need to turn a handle or knob for the water to flow once it has reached the desired temperature. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I found a law bug: The police say: Any information you provide can and WILL be used AGAINST you in the count of law. This is illegal to say. Against can mean incrimination information or it can mean supplementary information. For instance: To side with the defendant and to help him/her win a case in the count of law. If you are police and do not supply information to the defendant's benefit after stating you will provide information to be used with the defendant's case, then you have the right to remain silent and are then not providing the "AGAINST" information and must state so. -- Shampoo.

When I contacted the Canadian Security Intelligence Service Ottawa Region by telephone to disclose my inventions, it should be known that I was ignored and that I was considered ridiculous. I was disbelieved, and for lack of a better term I was "hung up on" via the phone by the Canadian Security Intelligence Service Ottawa Region for allowing them to hear my inventions. In fact, they only partially heard about 1 of my inventions (the laser network) before communications was disengaged with me by the Canadian Security Intelligence Service Ottawa Region toll free number.

I wish to receive a written apology from the Canadian Security Intelligence service and I would like to know about the disciplinary action that took place for the people involved in the conversation with me as well as their management, due to the conversation with me and the Canadian Security Intelligence Service that took place on January 10th 2003: after 6:00 PM and before 7:15 PM