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AIDS-Infected Muppet Named a "Champion for Children"
By Beef from the protect-my-tender-anus department, Section News Posted on Tue Nov 25, 2003 at 04:49:18 PM GMT

UNICEF has appointed Kami, the new HIV-positive muppet character on Sesame Street as a global champion for children. As of this time, it is still unknown how the muppet contracted the virus.

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Screwed up one of the links (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Wed Nov 26, 2003 at 02:47:04 AM GMT

I also failed to mention that the letter D had already pulled sponsorship several years ago. (Originally from The Onion)

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by vegetablespork on Wed Nov 26, 2003 at 02:23:40 AM GMT

. . . brought to you by the letters "F," "A," and "G," along with the numbers "6" and "9."

He got it off a toilet seat, DUH! (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Nov 26, 2003 at 01:43:00 AM GMT

Oh, and f|r$t p0$t and shit....

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