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This one's for the girls!

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By Strom Thurmond
from the New and improved department, Section News
Posted on Sat Nov 15, 2003 at 08:10:20 AM GMT
At last ladies, you too can stand up to piss!

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This one's for the girls! | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 hidden)
qsf (none / 0) (#4)
by grener33 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 at 02:38:18 PM GMT

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Hahahahahahahahahahhaa! (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Nov 22, 2003 at 09:00:57 PM GMT

Yes, women can pee standing up, been a thing that they could do for quite some time, centuries ago they did it without thinking about it, because it was natural and they didn't have anyone saying they shouldn't or it wasn't lady like, it was just part of nature.

As we progressed (if you want to call it that) into a more domesticated and gentile society, women took to sitting down and peeing.  I rather think it was a way to keep us down (literally).

Sigh, lets face it, women have the capability to do a lot of things, they just aren't always aware of it.  



First of all, the animation is frightening... (none / 0) (#3)
by NerdGirl on Tue Nov 25, 2003 at 03:03:58 AM GMT

I'm with linda here...  women have always been capable of peeing while standing up.

Then we began wearing pants.  It's very hard for a woman to pee standing up without getting her pants wet and wandering around the rest of the day with soggy pants smelling like urine.  Dresses and skirts are much more conducive to peeing standing up...  you can just straddle the toilet.  

Of course, while camping, if you don't want to go outside and wander to the bathroom, there's always the handy ice cream bucket.

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Why? (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Draak on Sat Nov 15, 2003 at 04:19:48 PM GMT

Why in the Nine Hells, would I waste my money on some gadget when I can pee standing up unassisted?

Women can stand up to pee too! WITHOUT having to buy anything. So don't get all freaked out if you find a women standing next to you at a urinal the next time your out and about.


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Bíonn blás ar an mbeagán.(Little things tend to be tasty)



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