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Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

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By Vladinator, Section News
Posted on Fri Oct 31, 2003 at 03:45:55 AM GMT
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

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Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

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Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)
Translation so people HERE can understand it... (5.00 / 2) (#12)
by j0nkatz on Tue Nov 04, 2003 at 02:31:25 PM GMT

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And that's the bottom line! 'Cuz Stone Troll j0nkatz said so!



Its Hammertime! (5.00 / 6) (#7)
by Adam on Sat Nov 01, 2003 at 03:46:07 PM GMT





Sweet! (none / 0) (#8)
by Vladinator on Sun Nov 02, 2003 at 04:38:37 AM GMT

I love it!!!

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Thanks. (none / 0) (#9)
by Adam on Sun Nov 02, 2003 at 03:36:23 PM GMT

I've got a ton of them.

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That makes you so kewl! (3.66 / 3) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Nov 03, 2003 at 01:37:50 PM GMT

Welcome to 1995 and Animated GIFs!  Did you buy the 30 CD set from Best Buy?

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warezed (none / 0) (#11)
by handybundler on Tue Nov 04, 2003 at 02:35:51 AM GMT

obvious



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What a great troll (5.00 / 3) (#5)
by Strom Thurmond on Sat Nov 01, 2003 at 03:37:42 AM GMT

October 31, 2003 The News & Observer

Some don't get Web site's joke

Barbara Barrett Staff Writer

RALEIGH -- No, oral sex cannot reduce a woman's risk for breast cancer. But a parody Web site created by N.C. State University junior Brandon Williamson says so, and it's both gotten him into trouble and earned him unexpected notoriety in the past month. His hoax is all over the Internet, showing up on personal Web logs and being read on the air by national radio shock jocks. Williamson created the fake news article about a month ago, posting it on his personal

Can't get the whole article. Just goes to show, NC State is the home of the mastah trollahs!

I'm a very pretty pony!




they fail to mention (5.00 / 3) (#4)
by MFS on Fri Oct 31, 2003 at 10:18:18 PM GMT

that men can also get breast cancer...


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (5.00 / 3) (#6)
by Vladinator on Sat Nov 01, 2003 at 01:43:41 PM GMT

I see a new pickup line in gay bars all across the country now...

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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If this is true... (5.00 / 3) (#3)
by BringBackATV on Fri Oct 31, 2003 at 04:19:17 PM GMT

...maybe the International Cancer Prevention Society ought to licence a recently famous wrestling catchphrase as their slogan?


-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes


RRIIIIGGGHHHTTTT! (5.00 / 3) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Oct 31, 2003 at 03:23:43 PM GMT

Now, lets see, what would be a good way to help prevent prostate cancer?  Or Testicular Cancer?

I guess 69 should be the tag number for Cancer Prevention.



first poke (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by handybundler on Fri Oct 31, 2003 at 11:50:53 AM GMT

dear j0nkatz,

this post is free from yo' opression.

thanks in advance,
whitey





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