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I'm baaaaaaaaack!
By j0nkatz from the Thanks-to-redd-foxx department, Section Site News Posted on Wed Oct 29, 2003 at 11:10:59 AM GMT

I'm back! And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Troll j0nkatz said so...

Now for the joke of the day...

A canibal walked in to the canibal resturant and was looking at the menu...

Windows Administrator $2
Windows Developer $2
Solaris Administrator $2
GNU Hippie $16

The canibal asked the waiter, "Why is the GNU Hippie so fucking much?"

The waiter replied, "You ever tried cleaning one of those things?"

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I'm baaaaaaaaack! | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

To quote Roger Daltry: (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by MFS on Wed Oct 29, 2003 at 10:55:29 PM GMT

Who the fuck are you?

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...

area51.slashnet.org (none / 0) (#6)
by handybundler on Thu Oct 30, 2003 at 11:30:36 AM GMT

#trolls

come join teh lurkers

[ Parent ]

so where have you been? (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Oct 29, 2003 at 08:09:33 AM GMT

and what have you been up to?

prison (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Oct 29, 2003 at 09:18:21 PM GMT

and anal sex with his cell mates.

[ Parent ]

Actually this is true... (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by j0nkatz on Fri Oct 31, 2003 at 01:47:28 AM GMT

and speaking of anal sex with my cell mates...

Your mom says Hi!

And that's the bottom line! 'Cuz Stone Troll j0nkatz said so!
[ Parent ]

Awwwww, (none / 0) (#8)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Oct 31, 2003 at 03:24:41 AM GMT

You, in prison? Nah, don't believe this for a second.

You are kidding right?

[ Parent ]

and... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by j0nkatz on Wed Oct 29, 2003 at 07:08:24 AM GMT

A first post to keep whitey down!
Can ya feel me?
Now believe dat playa!
Holla!

And that's the bottom line! 'Cuz Stone Troll j0nkatz said so!

thanks (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by handybundler on Thu Oct 30, 2003 at 02:22:50 AM GMT

dear j0nkatz,

thanks for keepin' me down, yo.

whitey

[ Parent ]

I'm baaaaaaaaack! | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

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