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Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Whores
By MFS
from the someone doesn't read the news department, Section Religion
Posted on Thu Oct 02, 2003 at 04:00:02 PM GMT
FROM: SALADY GOODSWELL
MAIL: xxxxxxxxxx@xxxoo.com
THE AMERICAS

Dear Sir,
SOLICITING FOR A BUSINESS VENTURE AND PARTNERSHIP

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First and foremost, I apologize for using this medium to communicate a business proposal of this magnitude this is solely because of the confidentiality nature repose on the net; before I go on further, I must be grateful to introduce myself. My name is Mrs. Salady Goodswell a Librarian. I was formerly the chief champaign manager to Mr. Charles Bronson the movie star and I was also a personal aid to the Minister of Stuntwork in the depose administration of Mr. Charles Bronson. Due to my position and closeness with the movie star, I absconded with Seventeen.Five Million United States Dollars (US$17.5M) which was part of the money that was initially meant for campaigning for Movie Star Charles Bronson re-election into action films before the recent crisis that led to his death.

Presently I have been able to move the funds diplomatically to a Security Company in the great state of TEXAS where I now reside as refugee; and I do not have the intention of returning home for fear of being assassinated by members of the opposition movie company to Mr. Charles Bronson under whose administration I served.

MY REQUEST

As a result of my present situation as a refugee who cannot have access to own an account or accounts, I am therefore faced with the dilemma of seeking for a trustworthy individual/firm that can advice me in making the rightful investment as well as to provide account(s) where the funds will be lodge into. More also, we are at the interim interested in buying properties for residence as my family and I will be residing there in the near future. Please be aware that my family are also in a safe location and I am in contact with them.

COMMISSION/REMUNERATION

As regards your commission/remuneration, I and my immediate family have decided to offer you 20% of the total sum and also set aside 5% for all your expenses (i.e telephone bills, traveling expenses, hotel bills and other miscellaneous expenses). NOTE: I shall commit half of my own share of the total sum into a joint venture project preferably in the purchase of Real Estate or other profitable business venture within your knowledge existing in your area. Be assured that you stand no risk of any kind as the funds in question belong to me alone. As soon as I get your consent, I will furnish you with the details and contact of the Security Company and after a few more details have being communicated, we shall then proceed to arrange for a face to face meeting in order to know each other better and also discuss the terms and conditions of the partnership extensively. I strongly believe that associating with you to embark on this and other business ventures will derive a huge success hereafter and it will be a long lasting business association. If you have any question, do not fail to contact me with the above e-mail address.

I await with bated breath and a full bladder.

Yours truly,

Mrs.Salady Goodswell.

p.s. I wet myself writing this to you, due to the sheer excitement I am feeling right now.

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farst pust (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by handybundler on Fri Oct 03, 2003 at 03:17:34 AM GMT

Does this full bladder have any thing to do with the conditions of getting the money? I mean, you do sound kind of hot, but I'm not sure if I am down with the whole being pee'd on thing. Hope this doesn't affect your decision to worship my first post.

GOAT SEX!





I suspected as much (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Oct 03, 2003 at 11:14:27 PM GMT

That horny goat weed is to goats what regular weed -"tea", if you will- is to wimmins.

I for one, am disgusted.

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