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Pre-flight jitters and thoughts

waiting
By Bold Marauder
from the beefcake pantyhose department, Section News
Posted on Sun Oct 19, 2003 at 11:46:16 AM GMT
I leave to visit my x-gf in four days.I'm horribly behind on preparations -as usual- and I'm feeling just a touch stressed out.

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Other than printing out my e-ticket and confirming my shuttle, the major prepartions are made. But I still have scats^W scads of housework to do to prepare my place to be in order for proper housesitting. During this whole week, the heat has been unbearable, but still -it would be. Even so, between the heat and the new meds, work has been the last thing I've wanted to do.

I got confirmation last night that my ex will try to con me into moving back. I've been here one year and still haven't met anyone outside of my hayseed family. I'm used to a better class of people but in these parts, that means me and my cat.

Looking out over the desert I can't help but to think about that, and to think about the lack of spirituality in my life...not to mention the lack of companionship. Maybe I should move back? If nothing else it would be nice to be away from the junkies next door who prance about like dirty GNU hippies.

I start to contemplate that a little bit but then my mind is mod-bombed by Michael Sims. At teh Michael Sims Network, Fyodor invites me to rap and tap in his crackanhack palace.I decline to cross that line and instead contemplate the cacti outside. Taco's snot but that's nothing new. What is new, and alarming, is Rob and Tubgirls' spouting off in bodily fluid harmony. Theo De Giver is the biggest prick around, but rigor mortis has its' upside, right Mister BSD? As Stallman whispers "know that the source is well and inside of you" in my ear, Mario stands before me, smiling and winking at me. Goatse growing wider and wider...chewing up the scenery; blocking out the sky, blotting out the sun.

Nothing but thee and me and the hole named goatse.

I'm going for a walk, I may be some time.

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7th post (1.00 / 1) (#7)
by MFS on Mon Oct 20, 2003 at 07:08:20 PM GMT

I am not naked as I post this.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...



-1 Diary (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Oct 20, 2003 at 12:07:19 PM GMT

Put this in the diary, with the rest of the trolls.



Troll!?!?! (none / 0) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Oct 20, 2003 at 05:19:42 PM GMT

I'll have you know I am not one of these 'trolls' (whatever that may be!) that you speak of. Indeed, one look at my credentials should be enough to dissuade you of that odd notion..

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scat (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by handybundler on Mon Oct 20, 2003 at 01:39:52 AM GMT

yes. smear things.





You must be (none / 0) (#4)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Oct 20, 2003 at 05:13:34 PM GMT

the man from the parental revence centere. They said they'd be sending someone around.

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My 2c worth, and it may not even be worth that.... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Oct 19, 2003 at 10:03:43 PM GMT

but going back to what is safe and known is never really a good idea.  I know from experience. It means you settle, don't do that!!  Life is far too short and you never know what or who might be around the next bend.

Believe me, I understand backwater towns and living near relatives and 'this is supposed to be fun?' routine we sometimes can fall into. Ha!  What was that Moody Blues lyric, "you can never go home anymore...".?  Seems too true in almost every case.

Arizona is a beautiful state and it has a lot of wonderful, spiritual things around it.  Native Americans have a lot of spirituality and sometimes a study in their beliefs can give you a sense of freedom within you that you have a hard time finding anywhere else.  A visit to their reservations can sometimes enlighten you and make you feel very fortunate you are who you are.

And hey, you have a cat! Cats are wonderful little beings with unique sense of self that I find most amusing.  Give your heart and soul time enough to know what it really wants and then it will find its way to you.  Truthfully, it is all in knowing who you are and being happy with yourself.  No one or nothing can give you that but you.

Have a safe flight and enjoy time spent with someone who is still a part of your life, maybe not in the same way she once was, but still there.  Friendships are hard to come by.

Be safe and be happy.
Linda



Great advice, thanks! (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Oct 20, 2003 at 05:32:42 PM GMT

Particularly about settling. I'm quite happy with where I am at, but god only knows how I'll feel once she starts tugging on my heart strings.

I like Rush's take on the "never go home again" concept: "...better people/better food/and better beer/why move around the world/when eden was so near". IE, we wouldn't have left 'home' if it either hadn't already changed, or if it was so great to begin with.

I would like to go out into the desert at some point for a short time (very short, I have a healthy respect for what nature can do) and just see WTF. There is a definate spirital vibe that you pick up here, probably from the dream-like state that the heat tends to put you.

I'm packed, and twiddling my thumbs and I pretty much feel that as long as my remains are not scattered over the rockies, I'll be happy. :)

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