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Low Rise jeans..........too much crack?

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By xxxxxxxxxx
from the gives a new meaning to cleavage department, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Tue Oct 14, 2003 at 06:58:56 AM GMT
In the 60's, hippies wore hip huggers and they were thought daring.  Today the gals wear 'Low Rise' and in all honesty, sometimes they should be called 'no rise'.

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Britney wears them.  JLo wears them.  Madonna even donned a pair recently.  The only women who can wear them and do them justice are the ones who are buff and work out all the time.

One wonders how they bend over in them.  Possibly you can, but how?  You already see more than most people are comfortable showing when you are standing up.  Some even wear thongs that show above the pants.  This gives you a different type of cleavage alltogether.

Remember on Saturday Night Live when Bill Murray and Gilda Radner were the characters Lisa Lubner and her boyfreind and the plumber came to do some work at their house?  His crack shined for all tv land to see and it was hilarious, also a bit brave for television at that time, showing the crack of someones bum.

Now days, we can walk down the street and see any number of girls, women, thin, chubby, buff, not so buff and downright flabby wearing those 'low rise' lovelies.  More crack than I care to see.

I am sure that most Sporks are very fond of these 'low rise' jeans, as they are men and are quite happy to look at the bum of some attractive women.  Just remember, when Joan Collins decides to don a pair, don't say I didn't warn you. ;-)

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My favorite gal in 'Low Rise' jeans are.....
1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Britney Spears
3. Olsen Twins
4. Darryl Hannah
5. Uma Thurman
6. Eddie Izzard
7. Christina Aguillera
8. Madonna
10. Roseanne

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