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Thank God For Common Sense
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By l33t j03
from the l33t j03 department, Section News
Posted on Fri Jan 31, 2003 at 01:02:18 PM GMT
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How much longer will the rest of the world allow pigs to suffer in utter squalor?
Please people, take notice of the astounding leadership provided by the forward thinking Brusselmen (Brusselites?).
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| Toys For Pigs, an important step forward in the evolution of human/pig relations, is nearly reality. Pigs; hogs; sowbellies; oinkers; living hams; whatever you call them, will now be free from the chains of bondage placed upon them by damn evil unthinking pig farming banjo playing psychopaths that have heretofore lorded over their tortured existence like fat divorced moms watching a playground.
The rest of the world must stand up and take note. Forget about Toys for Tots. No more 40 Acres and a Mule. Free Health Care for everyone? No thanks. Should we hand out toothbrushes to our people or footballs to our pigs? I'm going with footballs so we'll end up with the right tastiest bacon you've ever jammed into your jaws. Get your pigs set up right and everything else will fall into place. |
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