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Where did the spork flood go?
By Anonymous Hack from the crappy-trolls-are-crappy department, Section Ask a Spork Posted on Wed Jan 22, 2003 at 07:17:56 AM GMT

So i was just talking with some trollish looking individual on Slashdot and reminiscing about a year or two back when the Sporks flooded a whole bunch of stories with recursive link sigs back to themselves and stuff, but when i searched on Google, i couldn't find anything. Not to mention Slashdot's search came up blanks too. What happen? Did the whole thing get bitchslapped? Michael set them up the bomb? It was too damn funny to lose, damn the Goddamn damnit.

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Where did the spork flood go? | 8 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

Training Assitance (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by arcadum on Fri Jan 24, 2003 at 04:10:56 AM GMT

Whowt is the sikret to recresive sigs? I need to get my trool on.

HaHa (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by spork testicle on Fri Jan 24, 2003 at 07:31:59 PM GMT

Yuo == Have Been Trooled!

HAVE A NICE FUCK OFF!

Basically, yes. (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by Vladinator on Wed Jan 22, 2003 at 07:57:52 PM GMT

The stuff was all modbombed down to -1 or so, thus it was not (at that time) archived. Lost forever...

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

That sucks. (none / 0) (#6)
by Anonymous Hack on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 04:22:16 AM GMT

Sucks, i say. I think now they're not keeping any comments at all when a story gets old. Of course i could just be on crack. Amsterdam Vallon and Anonvmous Coward are vying for top troll right now, but they're more like Foonboy. This was amusing.

I'm bored, entertain me.

I got a sig so you would remember me.
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Who the fuck are these sporks you talk of? (none / 0) (#4)
by spork testicle on Wed Jan 22, 2003 at 07:17:10 PM GMT

Were they evil or benevolent?

yes, i too, was goatse'd at work (none / 0) (#3)
by handybundler on Wed Jan 22, 2003 at 04:22:33 PM GMT

luckily, every one around me including my boss knew the consequences of browsing /.

I vote it up (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by l33t j03 on Wed Jan 22, 2003 at 01:29:22 PM GMT

I voted +1FP on the strength of the last phrase alone: damn the Goddamn damnit.

Also: FP for me. I think I'll treat myself to three fingers of bourbon.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Where did the spork flood go? | 8 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

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