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By handybundler from the Martha's gonna cut your balls off department, Section Meta Posted on Fri Sep 06, 2002 at 08:21:00 PM GMT

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1|\/|p05+3r5 | 13 comments (13 topical, 0 hidden)

hey handybundler......... (none / 0) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Sep 07, 2002 at 04:51:42 PM GMT

cool icon, I like it. I really like the chainsaw pic as well, hmmmm, wonder if that one could be done as well. Seems to suit her personality. Heh!

would you like her to be (none / 0) (#8)
by handybundler on Sat Sep 07, 2002 at 10:38:20 PM GMT

behind barz or no? We could(?) have the crime topic icon and we could come up with a new one for Chainsaw_Martha. *note to self: MFS makes observation that there are more topics than users here. Good. It'll keep it fresh. Just pick different topics reTardless what of what it's about. That's what I do.

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behind bars is good (none / 0) (#10)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Sep 08, 2002 at 12:39:18 AM GMT

and probably one Martha is enough. I just liked the chainsaw pic as well. Clever one whoever did it!

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How about... (none / 0) (#5)
by cyborg monkey on Sat Sep 07, 2002 at 03:35:16 PM GMT

Hillary and Martha have a tongue lashing contest were they lick each other's juicy beaver until one of them erupts first.

you would be a (none / 0) (#6)
by handybundler on Sat Sep 07, 2002 at 03:48:39 PM GMT

stunt double?

shove a bananna in my ass - cyborg_monkey

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No (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by spork testicle on Sun Sep 08, 2002 at 12:14:52 AM GMT

He is the grimy grease-stained moldy dildo they share. That dildo would be a perfect IQ match for CM.

Answer me this.... (none / 0) (#11)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Sep 09, 2002 at 11:38:35 AM GMT

You must have a large text file that stores all your post. This text file makes it easy to cut and paste all your comments right?

Boring.

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Great (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by Big Dogs Cock on Mon Sep 09, 2002 at 01:32:18 PM GMT

This takes me back to GiZ where 50% of the content was ST/CM slagging each other off. Then I remember some stunningly intelligent, attractive and funny individual created "spork_testecle" and "cyberg_monkey" accounts to fan the flames.

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Hmmmmm... (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Sep 09, 2002 at 01:57:37 PM GMT

Then I remember some stunningly intelligent, attractive and funny individual created "spork_testecle" and "cyberg_monkey" accounts to fan the flames.

Certainly wasn't you, then.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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Martha is the DEVIL! (none / 0) (#1)
by MFS on Sat Sep 07, 2002 at 03:07:10 AM GMT

well, she's at least the Devil's sister...

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...

d00d (none / 0) (#2)
by handybundler on Sat Sep 07, 2002 at 04:07:48 AM GMT

she has a he own monogram chainsaw!

How about a Celebrity Death Match between Hillary Clinton and Martha Stewart. Who would win?

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I HOPE THEY BOTH DIE HORRIBLE BLOODY DEATHS! (none / 0) (#3)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Sat Sep 07, 2002 at 04:54:51 AM GMT

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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you know (none / 0) (#4)
by handybundler on Sat Sep 07, 2002 at 01:51:52 PM GMT

I really need a grammar/spell checkar!

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