Yes goofball.  1.  your background is white and your text is black.  This is odd, because AFAIK rendering a full screen of white involves turning ON all of the phosphor triads which makes for a great "neutral" color.

2.  In the same vein, the ridiculous amount of (literally) white noise bleeds into the black text and makes it hard to read.  You must have been a "graphic designer" (i.e. failed artist) in a former life.

3.  Three columns?  What is this, a magazine?  Check it, a magazine has approx. 13000x9000 resolution whereas my screen is 1600x1200.  You want to shove a lot of crap into a tight space, I have 3 dildos you can shove up your ass.

4.  How does three columns look on a dual-head setup?  Wait, let me check...yep, looks like crap.

5.  Your site looks and operates exactly like K5.

6.  With all these table boxes, I seem to be experiencing some sort of "portal" system, which leads me to believe that scoop is hyp3rg4y and you are an 31337 transgender for using it.

7.  From section-header to article-title to authorname to spoofy MAD-ish "department" (ooh, you just learned something) to posting-date to the article text itself, you have not one full line break.  But then again, people who use 3 columns and portals will do whatever it takes to cram it all in there.

You are an uTTeR NeWB.  You downloaded and installed a "web toolkit."

*cough*

But then again, you got the white background idea from the original macintosh, so at least you go way back.