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We're doing a site shirt
By Vladinator from the Who knows what evil lurks? department, Section Site News Posted on Mon Jul 08, 2002 at 02:27:41 PM GMT

We're doing a shirt for the site - it will be a Golf Shirt with embroidery. The embroidered image will be the ASCII Penis Bird...

Here's what I'm looking at for costs per shirt. Can anyone beat this? This is base cost for the shirt only.

Outer Banks Tubular Pique Polo
100% cotton, 6.6 ounce, pique knit, two button placket, knitted welt cuffs, double-needle round hemmed bottom.

Available Sizes: S-3XL

Colors

Black, D3, D4, DX, Moss, L3, LX, Navy, Putty, Bright Red, Bright Royal, White, Wine.

White S-XL 11.78
White XXL 13.11
White 3XL 14.25
White 4XL 15.75
Light S-XL 12.15
Light XXL 13.53
Light 3XL 14.69
Dark S-XL 12.70
Dark XXL 14.10
Dark 3XL 15.25
Dark 4XL 16.75

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We're doing a site shirt | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 hidden)

w00t! (5.00 / 1) (#14)
by vegetablespork on Thu Jul 11, 2002 at 04:21:05 PM GMT

Must . . . have . . . shirt!

Oh yeah, forgot to mention: (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Jul 08, 2002 at 10:15:17 PM GMT

Scrotum
Scrotum,
S-c-r-o-t-u-m

Scrotum,
Scrotum,
Without 'em you'd be a fem

They're fuzzy,
They're furry,
They're full of hair,

Wwwwhhhhhaaaaattt would you do if they wasn't there?

Oooohhhhh,
Scrotum,
Scrotum,
S-c-r-o-t-u-m.

you know some thing? (none / 0) (#5)
by Pen1s Sp0rk Guy on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 04:11:38 AM GMT

you sure are gay!

psg say it w/a ps
[ Parent ]

You are special! (none / 0) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 02:22:26 PM GMT

Did you ride the short bus too?

[ Parent ]

Yo crymore_flunikie! (none / 0) (#7)
by spork testicle on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 02:29:25 PM GMT

Do you just recycle the same old tired stuff over and over and over and over and over and over again?

Try this: use some new material evrery time you psot, like I does! It really wroks!

Wow man (none / 0) (#8)
by Vladinator on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 02:41:09 PM GMT

We thought you'd never show up!

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
[ Parent ]

umm.. right. (none / 0) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 03:15:38 PM GMT

nt

[ Parent ]

ummm. no (none / 0) (#12)
by Pen1s Sp0rk Guy on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 09:28:29 PM GMT

xp

psg say it w/a ps
[ Parent ]

Valderina! (none / 0) (#9)
by spork testicle on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 03:07:34 PM GMT

Good work on this site, chop chop!

Is swearing allowed or is we still being PC over here?

heh. (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by Vladinator on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 11:34:53 PM GMT

See PS5k's response. Also, IMG tags are now allowed in posts.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
[ Parent ]

Fuck you. (none / 0) (#11)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 04:10:21 PM GMT

Any questions?

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
[ Parent ]

Could I have the logo... (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Jul 08, 2002 at 10:13:46 PM GMT

directly sewn onto my nutsack?

With a matching (none / 0) (#4)
by Pen1s Sp0rk Guy on Tue Jul 09, 2002 at 01:19:18 AM GMT

SRU bathrobe!?

psg say it w/a ps
[ Parent ]

fp (4.33 / 3) (#1)
by Pen1s Sp0rk Guy on Mon Jul 08, 2002 at 10:06:53 PM GMT

oh dear jeeeeeebus. get me your damn address and I'll be sending you a certifed check. To hell with that credit card bidnits.

Hey wait a minute. Are you in Kahoots with the government or some thing? Got them damn satelites programmed to be looking for me wearing a SRU shirt? Cool, hope this experiment works!

Yeah, I'll need some thing in a nice hunter gray. If not, a white will suffice. XL please.

psg say it w/a ps

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