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By xxxxxxxxxx
from the could it get any colder? department, Section Cats
Posted on Wed Dec 04, 2002 at 11:02:44 PM GMT
"Watch out where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow."

Having spent my life mostly in the Eastern part of this lovely country, closer to the southern end of things, well.........being here in 'the windy city' has been something of an eye opener.

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First of all, I drive from Virginia to Chicago.  Going through the mountains and traveling mostly on the turnpike.  Can we say the tolls from hell highway?  However, with the weather being what it was, I figured it better to travel that direction where there are better stops and hotels easier to find than if I traveled my usual backroads and the such.  It snowed the whole time I was driving, 14 and one half hours of snow.  

I did make it though! It was fun! My car is covered in salt and chemicals used to make the road easier and safer to travel on, but there are no dings, dented bumpers, or broken glass.

After consuming 6, 20 oz. Mountain Dews, 2 cups of coffee and one YooHoo, I managed to pull into the driveway and get out, in one piece mind you, having to pee really bad, but still in one piece.
You either really have to love to travel or you have a really good reason to do that sort of thing this time of year.  I had both.

Its true, I love to travel, and I drive long distances because I like having the luxury of being able to pick up and go wherever, whenever and not be inhibited by flight schedules and rental cars.  I can detour off the original route and see what I want to see.  

Its also true that I am totally in love with my grandson who is absolutely adorable and just the most precious thing you have ever seen!! :-)

And yes, that was my whole reason for coming out here....to see that little guy and spoil him for a while.

And Yeah, yeah, I know, she is being sentimental, totally mushy and very 'grandmotherish' but you know what......I don't care, because right now, that is just how I feel and this is one of the most wonderful things I have had a chance to experience.  So sue me!

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Shit! (none / 0) (#2)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Thu Dec 05, 2002 at 09:07:51 PM GMT

I drove 19-20 hours each way from Ft. Lauderdale to NYC, but it was good weather the whole way.  That much snowy driving can age even the most hardened driver.

I-95 isn't bad for tolls till you hit Maryland, then they got you over a barrel, and not even a fan belt to chew on while they're doing it.

Glad you had a good visit.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!



Thankyou! (none / 0) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Dec 06, 2002 at 06:54:23 PM GMT

Actually I am still here, in Chicago, staying for a while to spend time with my grandson and his parents. :-)  Its so much fun!

I envy your living in Florida, its damn cold here right now.

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Envy me more (none / 0) (#5)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Fri Dec 06, 2002 at 07:08:17 PM GMT

It's been 70 to 75 when I get up each morning.  ;+)~

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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Here's some grandmother stuff... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by News For Turds on Thu Dec 05, 2002 at 01:33:48 PM GMT

U can't touch this (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and to hype beat
That's good when you know you're down
A superbowl homeboy from Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't u can't touch
this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the bank
It's Hammer go Hammer
It's a Hammer you Hammer and the rest go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

--
I fucked your mother!



d00d, there's no time like (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by handybundler on Fri Dec 06, 2002 at 02:52:02 AM GMT

Hammer Time.

Punch while Rap. -- ILL Mitch



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Dude it is hammer time. (none / 0) (#6)
by superfaggot on Wed Dec 18, 2002 at 11:21:37 AM GMT



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