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Christmas compilation

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By Big Dogs Cock
from the shameless self-publicity department, Section Reviews
Posted on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 05:54:48 AM GMT
Yes, it's that time of the year when the worst of the compilation CDs start appearing. To cash in on the trend and to celebrate my lifetime IP ban from Slashdot, I present "the best of Big Dogs Cock".

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Disc 1 Slashdotting
An oldie from way back.

Before the restricted posts when logged-in was the only way to post.

One of BDC's aliases demonstrates a remarkable gift for languages.

This reached +4 before it was troll-busted. I was laughing my ass off. The response from "gordie" made my day.

Disc 2 K5
Yes, on K5 you can be tasteless and still get positive mods.

You can even insult their glorious leader and get away with it.

Still best stick to making fun of disability, paedophilia and obese foreigners.
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Christmas compilation | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)
Jean-Marie Le Penis... (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by BringBackATV on Sat Dec 21, 2002 at 11:06:41 AM GMT

...fucking classique, mate.

I'll have to start referring to the similarly-named eurofascist-cuntybollocks by that name from now on


-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes


You need to learn to spell (5.00 / 2) (#9)
by spork testicle on Mon Dec 23, 2002 at 04:00:54 PM GMT

You lost the fucking world back when we dumped your tea into the harbor, "mate".

It is "classic", "humor", "color", etc. We will kick your ass again if you persist in spelling this way.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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FIRST POST! (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 02:08:15 PM GMT

First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled.  Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.

Included features:

* Completely configurable
* GUI or character based interface
* Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
* Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
* Login and post via anonymous proxy.
* Duplicate story check option.  If enabled, it will verify whether the story is unique and modify the post accordingly.
Additional features that the competition does not offer.
* PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.
* StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
*KarmaStalker:  With this feature, your account can be tracked and karma calculated.  No more Positive/Negative silliness.

If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way than to Bone-O-Rama your way to the top!
This post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC




And where do I get my claws on this fine product? (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Dead Penis Bird on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:11:12 PM GMT



If I weren't nailed to the penis, I'd be pushing up the daisies!
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You know the drill (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:26:30 PM GMT

Check his pants.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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True... (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:33:21 PM GMT

You had to learn the hard way, right?  (pun intended)

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Ha (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Big Dogs Cock on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:08:56 PM GMT

I never use a bot. All of my first posts are genuine hand-crafted results of repeatedly pressing the F5 key.

Unfortunately, I can't find my "first Bowie post" which was a classic.

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Fair enough. (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:37:27 PM GMT

But that explains why you are a FPP (First Post Pussy).

Me, well I am better than Mick the First Post Masta.

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Nay (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by Big Dogs Cock on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 04:37:51 PM GMT

Hand-crafted fist posts are collectors items now. Do you know how much people will pay for a hand made RIAA story first post?


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