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Dog genitals put in woman's mailbox

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By cyborg monkey
from the no-not-cat-genitals department, Section Cats
Posted on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 01:48:21 PM GMT
A Simpson County woman was just beginning to deal with what she thought was the Dec. 6 death of her pet Great Pyrenees in U.S. 31-W traffic when part of the dog's genitalia was found in a cigar box Friday in the mailbox where she works.

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"I can't believe somebody could be so cruel," said Elaine Clouse, a 55-year-old employee of Kentucky Gages on Robey Street in Franklin. "They kept it under refrigeration or in storage for around a week. To think that somebody could hate me so much or that there's a cult around here. ..."

But FPD Officer Art McFadden, who went to Clouse's office Monday, said he declined to take the case at first because he didn't have enough information.

"I suggested to her to positively ID the dog," he said.

Frustrated that McFadden had declined to investigate, Clouse went to Kentucky Highways Maintenance Barn on Hwy. 1008, where Spice had been taken Dec. 6 after she was found lying on 31-W by highway maintenance worker James Stanley.

Clouse met with Keith Mueller, the superintendent of the barn, showed him the cigar box containing flesh and told him, "I've got to know if this is Spice and that somebody did this to her."

Spice's body was exhumed, her legs pulled apart and her thick, white hair pushed away from her genital area.

That's when "We saw the spots that were cut off," Mueller said.

Clouse had been searching for Spice until late Friday, Dec. 6, and early Saturday, Dec. 7. She said she didn't know that Spice had been killed until Saturday morning, after making many calls - including one to WFKN-FM requesting an announcement about a missing Spice - and visits to people who may have seen her.

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I am not cowboykneel (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by l33t j03 on Thu Dec 26, 2002 at 01:29:40 PM GMT

I cannot be a pole option.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.



exactly what I would expect from you (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 11:56:30 PM GMT

especially when you get to the part about......

"Spice's body was exhumed, her legs pulled apart and her thick, white hair pushed away from her genital area."

You have this thing about animal genitals don't you?  



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