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Hairy Pothead and his Chambermaid's Secret
By MFS from the Hermione, Naked and Petrified department, Section Reviews Posted on Sat Dec 14, 2002 at 08:35:40 PM GMT

So we saw the latest HP movie. There were big spiders. There was a ghost in the girl's bathroom. Kenneth Brannaugh plays a very believable fop. Harry can indeed talk to snakes.

The first thing I noticed was that Emma Watson's face seemed a little narrower for this movie. Also, on the subject of young girls, there was a preview for Amanda Bynes upcoming feature.

As I don't actually have anything useful to say, let me say that I hope the third Harry Potter movie will contain a naked lust-fest between Harry and (more importantly) Hermione.

I would like to tell you that indeed, Hermione was petrified in this movie, although she was fully clothed, but in her school-girl skirt/uniform.

Thank you, that is all.

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Hairy Pothead and his Chambermaid's Secret | 12 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

sgd (none / 0) (#13)
by grener33 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 at 02:39:36 PM GMT

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Hermione Herman.... (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Dec 17, 2002 at 07:08:09 PM GMT

that is Peewee's sisters name.

EOT

Hermione won't fuck Harrry (5.00 / 2) (#9)
by Marco on Tue Dec 17, 2002 at 10:54:32 AM GMT

[mild book spoiler warning]

She's in love with Ron. Didn't you see? Harry's more likely to sleep with that hot asian girl who appeared in the 4th book. In the 5th book he'll be 16, and in anime people aren't afraid to have sex at that age, so it'd be perfectly logical to expect an hot love scene by then.

- Marco

Rob? (none / 0) (#11)
by unterderbrucke on Tue Dec 17, 2002 at 09:43:22 PM GMT

You're thinking through an anime filter Rob. Gives you straight away.

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I ,for one,would like to see (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Dec 16, 2002 at 08:55:36 PM GMT

Hagrid get down and have a lustfest with somebody, (maybe the broom flying teacher?).

handybundler and the chambermaid (4.20 / 5) (#3)
by handybundler on Sun Dec 15, 2002 at 05:30:28 AM GMT

gettin' it on. that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

hmmmmmmmmmmmm, (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Dec 17, 2002 at 02:00:28 AM GMT

probably more like 'handybundler and the chamberpot'.

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actually (3.33 / 3) (#12)
by superfaggot on Wed Dec 18, 2002 at 10:44:50 AM GMT

I had sex with handybundler.

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Hairy Pothead and his Chambermaid's Secret | 12 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

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