You can't possibly believe that all women are stupid...
You're right, I don't believe that. I know it. There are only three reasons why a man wouldn't think women are stupid. Either he's pussy whipped or he's a moron or he's a pussy whipped moron.
Oh. Just curious... Have you read "Men Are From Mars / Women Are From Venus"?
Yes I have. It advocates that for a man to get along with a female he has to act like her best friend or her sister. He has to become feminine and act like a woman. Real women don't like that. They want men to act like men. In fact that book will make any man who reads it testicles shrink like raisins. But if you think like I think, your testicles will get big like watermelons.
In your opinion are all women stupid or are there exceptions?
Well there are mutations, of course. These are women who are smart. But in most cases women are stupid.
Why do women nag?
Women nag because the creator had a blue print that made sense. He gave women the skill to put up with children and that skill is known as stupidity. No man is going to sit with a child for four hours. But women can do it around the clock because they're too stupid to know the difference. Because women are stupid they are also angry. It's that anger that makes them strike out at men and nag.
So have you come up with a cure?
I have come very close to a cure for women's stupidity. I now have a pill that needs to be taken daily. The pill will make women smart which comes at a good time because the problem has gotten out of control. But before women can take the pill they have to first recognize their stupidity. Just like an alcoholic needs to admit he has a problem before he can be cured.
Sounds like you have everything very well thought out.
There's one problem. We have to be careful not to disrupt the natural order of things.
Meaning?
I'm talking about the blue print of nature. If women become smart they won't want to raise the children. They'll walk away. So we need to be careful that women don't take the pill until they're finished raising the kids.
What is the dumbest thing a woman has ever done?
Well you might recall Mrs. O'Leary. She started the great Chicago fire. She put that lantern behind the cow's legs so he could knock it over. That's pretty dumb. But that's not really why she was dumb. She was dumb because she was milking the cow at night. She wouldn't have even needed a lantern in the first place if she would have milked it during the day like a normal person! As a result she burned down the whole town.
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