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Blond joke of the day
By Vladinator from the I'm bored, can't you tell? department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 07:39:20 AM GMT

Is It Because I'm Blonde?

Mom was in the kitchen preparing breakfast when her daughter came in and said, "Mommy, I can say my ABC's better than anyone else in the second grade. Is it because I'm blonde?"

Her mother looked at her and said, "Why yes dear, it is."

Proudly, the second grader said, "Mommy, I know my numbers better than anyone else in the second grade. Is it because I'm blonde?"

Again, her mother said, "Why yes dear, it is."

Then, the daughter said, "Mommy, I have the biggest boobs in the second grade. Is it because I'm blonde?"

This time, her mother shook her head and said "No, dear, it's because you're eighteen."

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Blond joke of the day | 19 comments (19 topical, 0 hidden)

gay niggers (none / 0) (#19)
by superfaggot on Tue Nov 05, 2002 at 02:17:28 PM GMT

this is actually a nigger joke. but it still got a RISE out of me.

Fuck (none / 0) (#9)
by MasterOfMuppets on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 08:21:53 PM GMT

What's that fucking site where it opens about 1000 fucking windows of Goatse and screams "Hey, I'm looking at gay porno". Bitches.

Try this one (none / 0) (#16)
by BringBackATV on Thu Oct 31, 2002 at 09:23:08 PM GMT

NB - not linked to avoid accidental clicking:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/join_bnp

-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes
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Oops. (none / 0) (#17)
by BringBackATV on Thu Oct 31, 2002 at 09:25:47 PM GMT

Tries again:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/lgcforever/join_bnp

-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes
[ Parent ]

checked it out (none / 0) (#18)
by handybundler on Fri Nov 01, 2002 at 01:24:33 AM GMT

that's a very interseting website

[ Parent ]

your homepage... (none / 0) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 08:33:22 PM GMT

comp-u-net

[ Parent ]

Bzzzt! (none / 0) (#11)
by MasterOfMuppets on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 08:35:16 PM GMT

No, it was a different one. However I thank you for your input. My ass hurts.

[ Parent ]

Ah, right.... (none / 0) (#12)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 08:53:45 PM GMT

If I had actually read your comment, I would not have selected comp-u-net as my final answer.

[ Parent ]

comp-u-geek.net (none / 0) (#13)
by Vladinator on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 10:47:51 PM GMT

Close.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
[ Parent ]

IHBT (none / 0) (#14)
by MasterOfMuppets on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 11:59:49 PM GMT

Aaaarrrggh! IHBT! IANAL! Have you tried that link recently? Hint - try it now, it redirects to Amazon.

There was one recently on my favourite geek news site where it showed gay porno and played back a "hey i'm looking at gay porno" .wav

Due to questioning my sexuality I would very much like to spend some time looking at that link again.

Many thanks. You guys are teH shiznits.

[ Parent ]

you know, I have a question (5.00 / 1) (#15)
by handybundler on Thu Oct 31, 2002 at 01:31:54 AM GMT

can I get 'Pastor of Muppets' as a uid? Would that be cool by you?

[ Parent ]

#390 (none / 0) (#5)
by MFS on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 06:11:12 PM GMT

this is my 390th post on SRU.

I love slashdot

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...

Oh yeah? (none / 0) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 06:13:19 PM GMT

Prove it.

[ Parent ]

well, you see (none / 0) (#7)
by MFS on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 06:30:02 PM GMT

if you search your comments, it numbers them for you, so I kept scrolling back until I got to my first post at the time, which was #389. Therefore, this is my 391st post.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
[ Parent ]

weeeeeee! (none / 0) (#8)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 06:43:39 PM GMT

589th for me.

[ Parent ]

B00bs? (none / 0) (#1)
by Dead Penis Bird on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 03:47:13 PM GMT

They stick out. Are they good perching material?

If I weren't nailed to the penis, I'd be pushing up the daisies!

Not really (none / 0) (#2)
by Vladinator on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 04:17:09 PM GMT

They sag quite a bit once dead.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
[ Parent ]

Did you know, sir (none / 0) (#3)
by Dead Penis Bird on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 04:42:08 PM GMT

When a human male dies, he pops a boner?

Being dead, I prefer to stay with my own kind.

If I weren't nailed to the penis, I'd be pushing up the daisies!
[ Parent ]

interesting (none / 0) (#4)
by MFS on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 05:18:21 PM GMT

is that why dead guys are called stiffs?

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
[ Parent ]

Blond joke of the day | 19 comments (19 topical, 0 hidden)

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