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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Song Lyrics and how they grew.........
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Sun Nov 21, 2004 at 11:10:05 AM GMT
After chaperoning a dance for Middle School, I now know some new song lyrics!! (6 comments, 366 words in story)

HAPPY NEWS DAMET!!!!!!onehunderdeleven!!!!!
By Beef from the lifting the pall of death department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 02:43:20 PM GMT
Missing girl found eight days after car crash, not dead at 17 Also, super cute puppies (6 comments)

For those who like bondage pics
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Thu Sep 30, 2004 at 08:42:47 AM GMT
Heres a little web site for your viewing pleasure (9 comments, 127 words in story)

Bi-Polar Disorder.........Not your everyday illness!
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Fri Sep 24, 2004 at 04:36:03 PM GMT
Having spent some time with a close relative who has bi-polar disorder, I can tell you honestly, I am so damned relieved it isn't me!! (1 comment, 564 words in story)

The Truth About Barbie
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Sat Sep 11, 2004 at 08:17:13 PM GMT
For all these years, we have wondered about Barbie and how she got to be so young looking and have all these careers, well, you are about to find out the truth. (2 comments, 471 words in story)

Bush thinking of new ways to harm America?
By Reza from the coherant thoughts? department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Fri Aug 06, 2004 at 05:40:49 AM GMT
Be afraid. Be verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry afraid! Bush admits to thinking up ways to hurt America. (13 comments, 55 words in story)

So that's Ron Jeremy?
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 07:16:59 AM GMT
I watched a documentary on Ron Jeremy the other night 'Porn Star' and it was very enlightening. (18 comments, 675 words in story)

Man sues over being billed for talking all night
By Bold Marauder from the Use 1-800-CALL-ATT When Dialing 867-5309 department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 08:23:04 AM GMT
as found on yahoo BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man reported a female chat-line worker to police after facing a phone bill for $7,244 following an all-night flirt session with her. (4 comments, 123 words in story)

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By Bold Marauder from the Sanitarium - Leave Me Be department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Mon Jul 12, 2004 at 03:46:35 PM GMT
from yahoo! NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) - You would think that a metal band known for being the heaviest rockers in music for more than two decades would be nervous about a documentary exploring their latest un-rock-godly pastime: group therapy. (11 comments, 263 words in story)

FW: Terrorists
By Bold Marauder from the Tales From Teh Inbox department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Thu Jun 24, 2004 at 09:37:01 AM GMT
Recently we have received credible evidence there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended. (5 comments, 98 words in story)

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