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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 6 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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What happens if a white guy, in a white tuxedo, walks through the biggest Slum on earth?
By aleksa from the Art & Intervention department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Wed May 21, 2008 at 01:08:45 PM GMT
Imagine this, you walk on a nice cocktail party and after a while, you don't know how and why, you realise that you are suddenly inside the biggest Slum in Africa. This slum is located in Nairobi and called the Mathare Slum. up to 1 million people live there. (3 comments, 157 words in story)

Holy Phuck!
By spork testes from the Spork Testicle department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 05:54:20 AM GMT
What a rush! I just remembered you people exist! Howse my boy CM? And that indian chick pig testicle? How is she? I can still out post every one of you, but I lack the inclination. (7 comments)

Cat Shit Cookies
By dirtyhippy42 from the tiger shitter department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Fri Nov 25, 2005 at 06:33:03 AM GMT
fucking check it out. http://www.mikeschuster.com/CatShitCookies.html (1 comment)

Sheep spontaneously go splat
By Bold Marauder from the Just an earthbound porkchop, I department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Mon Jul 11, 2005 at 07:36:14 PM GMT
Some things are just too weird to be real. I just read about Four -hundred and fifty sheep who all spontaenously decided to shuffle off this mortal coil. (4 comments, 99 words in story)

Huge breakthrough for Japan-China relations
By Bold Marauder from the dolly parton elementary department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Sun May 22, 2005 at 08:02:50 PM GMT
The Japan Times has a story today on a new development which has improved relations between the internet users of china and japan And 11 year old girl with F cup breasts. (3 comments, 189 words in story)

Startled Turtle(s)
By l33t j03, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 08:38:21 PM GMT
Whilst out hunting for mushrooms, the morel kind not the mind bending kind, I startled a turtle(s) (3 comments, 240 words in story)

Interesting cast
By Beef from the Richard K. Phil department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 06:15:10 AM GMT
Robert Downey, Jr. Woody Harrelson Winona Ryder So, how did they prevent the cast from getting drunk, high, and driving off with half of the production equipment? (10 comments)

This is probably really funny.
By Beef from the fried stuff with cheese department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Thu Feb 10, 2005 at 05:45:01 AM GMT
However, I have not read/seen any Hairy Potter. (2 comments)

Are we really surprised???
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Wed Jan 19, 2005 at 08:49:14 AM GMT
So Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston have split.  Now tell me, does this really surprise you? (2 comments, 574 words in story)

Google groups - do we care?
By Bold Marauder from the second try department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Fri Jan 07, 2005 at 07:11:56 AM GMT
We talked before about taking over a spork newsgroup - and now with usenet being merged into google groups we have an oppertunity to create a group all of our own Though what would be the point? (4 comments, 110 words in story)

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