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Holy Carp! You have into the world of Sporks! Be afraid, oh so very afraid... This site runs on Scoop: scoop.kuro5hin.org. You can click on that link and become all enlightened, so that your friends will be impressed with how damn 1337 you are. For immediate help, please get the hell off the internet and go talk to a shrink. You'll thank us for it eventually. This is another paragraph. There is no real purpose for it, other than to say, "Look! More words over in that there side bar thingy! Impressive!" Other shit: Pizza is good. Buy us pizza. If you have pictures of the Olsen Twins in the nude, or especially performing lesbian acts on each other, please, for the love of god, post them here. Have you seen my toothbrush? Only you can prevent forest fires.

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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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new irc channels registered w/slashnet
By handybundler from the yet another place to lurk for free department, Section Site News Posted on Thu Mar 18, 2004 at 02:19:34 AM GMT
how in the hell do you put more taste in to some thing? it already has taste! and you want to make that taste more. join any one of the following and we'll talk about it maybe other stuff too: #giz #sru #sporks #sp0rks on any one of the irc.slashnet.org:6667 servers. mmmkay, now go on back to your peachy little lives. (4 comments)

Merry Christmas and all that.
By MFS from the ho ho ho department, Section Site News Posted on Wed Dec 24, 2003 at 08:53:12 PM GMT
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Giddy Chanuka, Stupefied Kazaa, etc etc etc... (8 comments, 37 words in story)

new irc channel
By handybundler from the join today, lurk for ever department, Section Site News Posted on Sat Dec 13, 2003 at 03:28:40 PM GMT
Just last week, AfbC0m and I decided to register a new irc channel for your (our) lurking pleasure. Located at any one of your favorite slashnet servers, ie. vortex.slashnet.com, radon.slashnet.com, etc. What's the freakin' channel, you ask? #lurkers -- I am teh op. I look forward to seeing any of you stop by and chatting...wait lurking. Join today, lurk forever. Careful, we do have laserbeams. (7 comments)

I'm baaaaaaaaack!
By j0nkatz from the Thanks-to-redd-foxx department, Section Site News Posted on Wed Oct 29, 2003 at 11:10:59 AM GMT
I'm back! And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Troll j0nkatz said so... (8 comments, 85 words in story)

Scoop likes to corrupt the sessions table.
By Vladinator from the Ugh. department, Section Site News Posted on Sun Sep 14, 2003 at 08:48:03 AM GMT
If you see this: [error] DBD::mysql::st execute failed: Can't open file: 'sessions.MYD'. (errno: 145) (6 comments, 99 words in story)

Site News: Stuff and Whatnot
By MFS from the no, really - stuff department, Section Site News Posted on Fri Sep 05, 2003 at 01:38:31 PM GMT
As you've all noticed, I'm playing with little theme elements on the site. I'm also slowly updating some of the topic icons. Wording in a few of the default messages have been changed (such as what it says when you post a diary). Lots of little things. If there's anything in particular you'd like to see, or comments on what's been done, lay 'em on me. I'm playing this by ear. (5 comments)

Site News: Fiction Section Added
By MFS from the why not department, Section Site News Posted on Mon Sep 01, 2003 at 02:28:18 PM GMT
So, the more I thought about it, the more it really did make sense. Therefore, we now have a fiction section. Enjoy. (4 comments)

Site News: New HTML Tag Added
By MFS from the think of the children! department, Section Site News Posted on Sun Jul 27, 2003 at 09:21:26 PM GMT
Because BDC asked about its use in his recend diary, I said, "Why the hell not?" and added the superscript tag. So now we can post really cool shit like this! yay! (4 comments, 37 words in story)

Blast from the Past
By cyborg monkey from the them were the dayz department, Section Site News Posted on Fri May 30, 2003 at 02:55:36 PM GMT
An old Slashdot pal hooked my (*ass) up with this.  Anyone else remember this? Where is BnG? Sure do miss him. [UPDATE handybundler:] *fixed link (3 comments)

SRU - is it worth keeping around?
By Vladinator from the How much is it worth to you? department, Section Site News Posted on Fri Mar 07, 2003 at 04:21:28 PM GMT
As I am sure many of you are aware, I'm broke. I haven't worked in 6 months, and am nearing the end of my financial rope. I don't want that to screw everyone here though... (9 comments, 123 words in story)

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