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Holy Carp! You have into the world of Sporks! Be afraid, oh so very afraid... This site runs on Scoop: scoop.kuro5hin.org. You can click on that link and become all enlightened, so that your friends will be impressed with how damn 1337 you are. For immediate help, please get the hell off the internet and go talk to a shrink. You'll thank us for it eventually. This is another paragraph. There is no real purpose for it, other than to say, "Look! More words over in that there side bar thingy! Impressive!" Other shit: Pizza is good. Buy us pizza. If you have pictures of the Olsen Twins in the nude, or especially performing lesbian acts on each other, please, for the love of god, post them here. Have you seen my toothbrush? Only you can prevent forest fires.

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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 6 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Finally
By Vladinator from the OMG am I tired. department, Section Site News Posted on Wed Feb 28, 2007 at 08:40:14 PM GMT
Ugh. After 3 days, in which I got about 12 total hours of sleep (including a few hours stolen on the train into work in the mornings) I have finally fixed the site, and installed the most recent version of the underlying code, Scoop. (1 comment, 64 words in story)

Important announcement
By Vladinator from the Scott Lockwood department, Section Site News Posted on Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 09:39:34 AM GMT
As you may, or may not have noticed, we've been being hit with comment spam. (5 comments, 113 words in story)

I've been updating a few things.
By Vladinator from the bored sysadmin department, Section Site News Posted on Sun May 29, 2005 at 09:50:52 PM GMT
There is, most noticably, a new box on the left for most recient diaries. If you're famaliar with the scoop box exchange, and there is a box you'd like to see me add, say so. (13 comments, 52 words in story)

Happy Easter
By MFS from the bunnies department, Section Site News Posted on Sun Mar 27, 2005 at 04:52:14 PM GMT
ALL YOUR CANDY ARE BELONG TO US! (2 comments, 17 words in story)

The porn ad has expired.
By Vladinator, Section Site News Posted on Thu Mar 03, 2005 at 10:25:31 AM GMT
MFS, you may now remove, or otherwise alter the porn box! Update [2005-3-3 10:4:48 by MFS]:This is now the best ad EVAR! (6 comments, 54 words in story)

WANTED: Scoop admin
By Vladinator from the LRSE Hosting department, Section Site News Posted on Mon Nov 29, 2004 at 07:10:44 AM GMT
Well, we have been informed that due to a potential conflict of interest, we are losing our Scoop admin. This is a paying position. (8 comments, 107 words in story)

Guys, try not to get me in trouble. Ok?
By Vladinator from the Sheesh. department, Section Site News Posted on Sun Nov 28, 2004 at 01:39:14 PM GMT
You will notice if you look that the page "Falcons Release Leagues "Most Exciting Quarterback"" is no longer on this website. That's because Pete Mangurian called me, rather unhappy about the link to the klan associated with his name. Sorry guys, but this site is just for fun, and as much as I like to keep things as open and loose as possible, I'm not getting sued over a joke. I hope you understand. (12 comments, 111 words in story)

Dead at 54
By MFS from the raving lunatic phantom squid department, Section Site News Posted on Mon Sep 20, 2004 at 08:46:09 PM GMT
Per the request from the masses (ok, so like, it was one person's diary entry... sue me) we now have a "Dead at 54" section. (6 comments, 29 words in story)

I POSTED A NEW POLL ON THE MAIN PAGE!!
By MFS from the OMG! department, Section Site News Posted on Mon May 03, 2004 at 07:55:28 PM GMT
wo0o0o0! I am teh bomb!!!!!!!!!! (3 comments, 8 words in story)

After the great sucess over on guppylog
By Vladinator, Section Site News Posted on Wed Apr 14, 2004 at 08:19:41 PM GMT
I decided to remove the abstention option. The queue will go much faster now, even with very few people. (9 comments)

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