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Where to learn things
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Holy Carp! You have into the world of Sporks! Be afraid, oh so very afraid...
This site runs on Scoop: scoop.kuro5hin.org. You can click on that link and become all enlightened, so that your friends will be impressed with how damn 1337 you are.
For immediate help, please get the hell off the internet and go talk to a shrink. You'll thank us for it eventually.
This is another paragraph. There is no real purpose for it, other than to say, "Look! More words over in that there side bar thingy! Impressive!"
Other shit:
- Pizza is good. Buy us pizza.
- If you have pictures of the Olsen Twins in the nude, or especially performing lesbian acts on each other, please, for the love of god, post them here.
- Have you seen my toothbrush?
- Only you can prevent forest fires.
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OMG HAWT PR0N! Imagine if you will... a world populated by only Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and umm... other hot chicks...
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Reveiws: Mountain Dew Livewire
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By MFS
from the tasty beverage department, Section Reviews Posted on Tue Jun 10, 2003 at 07:37:08 AM GMT
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Let the summer marketing campaigns begin! And what better ways to do this than to remarked our favorite beverages with slight flavor and color twists. But some are clearly better than others, and PepsiCo. has finally landed one that doesn't make the drinker want to vomit.
Yes, my friends, Mountain Dew Livewire actually tastes good!
(10 comments, 165 words in story)
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Hairy Pothead and his Chambermaid's Secret
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By MFS
from the Hermione, Naked and Petrified department, Section Reviews Posted on Sat Dec 14, 2002 at 08:35:40 PM GMT
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So we saw the latest HP movie. There were big spiders. There was a ghost in the girl's bathroom. Kenneth Brannaugh plays a very believable fop. Harry can indeed talk to snakes.
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Harry Potter 2: A Comprehensive Review
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By l33t j03
from the l33t j02 department, Section Reviews Posted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 at 11:32:31 AM GMT
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Current Girl and I decided to see a movie this weekend. Actually, we didn't decide in any sort of collective manner in which deciding is normally done, she told me to take her to one. I had just returned from afield and had not yet had a drink. Since I was in such a diminished state I agreed to her demands.
What follows is a short review of our experience at this sure fire blockbuster.
(10 comments, 1265 words in story)
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