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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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B&W Movies, Something Worth Watching
By xxxxxxxxxx from the Try AMC and TCM once in a while department, Section Reviews Posted on Sun Oct 05, 2003 at 12:53:34 PM GMT
Black and White movies are like reading Smithsonian or Architectural Digest.  They have class, value and are something from our past that gives us something to strive for. (1 comment, 435 words in story)

How Does Your State rate in Health Care?
By xxxxxxxxxx from the don't have a heart attack in Mississippi! department, Section Reviews Posted on Thu Sep 25, 2003 at 04:31:18 PM GMT
Wonder how your state fares in the Medical Care quality? This is from research done to see who has up to date medical care, class A Emergency Facilities and technology. If you are in the category 25 or below, you might start to check around to find the best place for medical care in your area. (16 comments, 396 words in story)

Insane Clown Posse is worst rap/rock band ever!
By xxxxxxxxxx from the hmmmm, they needed to have Blender Mag tell them this? department, Section Reviews Posted on Fri Aug 15, 2003 at 10:55:43 AM GMT
Clown Posse insane, and just bad Magazine names X-rated rap band worst rock group ever LOS ANGELES, Aug. 13 — Insane Clown Posse, the Detroit rap duo beloved by teenage boys for their creepy face make-up and X-rated lyrics, have been named the worst band ever by Blender magazine. (9 comments, 352 words in story)

Queens Of The Stone Age -- Songs For The Deaf review
By handybundler from the buy this instead department, Section Reviews Posted on Wed Jul 02, 2003 at 09:07:22 PM GMT
hello. i am handybundler. This is short review of the new QOTSA -- Songs For The Deaf. If you are looking for some excellent new music to buy, get off your ass and buy this. F$sk1|\|6 r4\/\/k5. Period. Order online, how ever you do, just freaking do it. Listen closely, as well as loud (given factor). Peas. Enjoy. I don't buy crap. Werd to some body's mother. (4 comments)

Hairy Pot-head and the Older Woman Feels It
By MFS from the get-me-an-order-of-fried-phoenix department, Section Reviews Posted on Sat Jun 21, 2003 at 09:55:45 PM GMT
Yes, we have yet again another installment of young wizard sex! (3 comments, 125 words in story)

Reveiws: Mountain Dew Livewire
By MFS from the tasty beverage department, Section Reviews Posted on Tue Jun 10, 2003 at 07:37:08 AM GMT
Let the summer marketing campaigns begin! And what better ways to do this than to remarked our favorite beverages with slight flavor and color twists. But some are clearly better than others, and PepsiCo. has finally landed one that doesn't make the drinker want to vomit. Yes, my friends, Mountain Dew Livewire actually tastes good! (10 comments, 165 words in story)

Christmas compilation
By Big Dogs Cock from the shameless self-publicity department, Section Reviews Posted on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 05:54:48 AM GMT
Yes, it's that time of the year when the worst of the compilation CDs start appearing. To cash in on the trend and to celebrate my lifetime IP ban from Slashdot, I present "the best of Big Dogs Cock". (9 comments, 140 words in story)

Hairy Pothead and his Chambermaid's Secret
By MFS from the Hermione, Naked and Petrified department, Section Reviews Posted on Sat Dec 14, 2002 at 08:35:40 PM GMT
So we saw the latest HP movie. There were big spiders. There was a ghost in the girl's bathroom. Kenneth Brannaugh plays a very believable fop. Harry can indeed talk to snakes. (12 comments, 132 words in story)

Harry Potter 2: A Comprehensive Review
By l33t j03 from the l33t j02 department, Section Reviews Posted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 at 11:32:31 AM GMT
Current Girl and I decided to see a movie this weekend. Actually, we didn't decide in any sort of collective manner in which deciding is normally done, she told me to take her to one. I had just returned from afield and had not yet had a drink. Since I was in such a diminished state I agreed to her demands. What follows is a short review of our experience at this sure fire blockbuster. (10 comments, 1265 words in story)

Stuff to do in Rome
By Big Dogs Cock from the tourism department, Section Reviews Posted on Sat Nov 02, 2002 at 02:39:20 PM GMT
This is intended as a quick, informal guide for the cultured SRU reader on visiting the ancient city of Rome. (33 comments, 605 words in story)

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