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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 6 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Myranda Vivovic's biggest poo interview
By dirtyhippy42 from the dirtyhippy42 department, Section Reviews Posted on Sun Jul 24, 2005 at 07:29:03 PM GMT
I've seen a lot of shit in my days. But a woman who became famous for taking monster-sized shits is unbelievable. Here is an interview with the world's biggest female shitter. http://www.joyangeles.com/interview2.htm (11 comments, 66 words in story)

SRU Reviews: The isopod
By Bold Marauder from the sea bugs department, Section Reviews Posted on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 05:23:58 AM GMT
I give the Isopod two thumbs up for sheer what the fuck is that value. (7 comments, 21 words in story)

Waiting In Line to See Star Wars
By dirtyhippy42, Section Reviews Posted on Mon May 23, 2005 at 11:05:39 AM GMT
I thought I'd get an edge over all the other line people who lined up half a day early to see Star Wars by taking a few syringes of methamphetamine along for the wait. Everything was going fine until I was startled whilest having the boot stuck in my arm... (8 comments, 415 words in story)

Episode III: A Lost Hope - Trailer
By m0rk from the take another nip obi wan! department, Section Reviews Posted on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 06:30:17 AM GMT
has to be one the best spoofs* of Star Wars I've seen yet. * [plugin required. worked in firefox 1.0.1] Enjoy. Feel free to discuss. later! (9 comments, 321 words in story)

Review: Robots
By MFS from the I took my kids to see a movie department, Section Reviews Posted on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 04:51:14 AM GMT
From the makers of Ice Age, we are now given Robots. More names in the voice acting than you can shake a stick at. Signifiantly better rendering than Ice Age. Non-stop storyline, fart jokes, moral issues. (3 comments, 236 words in story)

A SRU Book Review: "Underboss"
By Bold Marauder from the funny like I amuse you funny department, Section Reviews Posted on Sun Dec 19, 2004 at 10:52:18 AM GMT
I just finished reading "Underboss 'sammy THE BULL Gravano's story of life in the mafia" by Peter Maas (who wrote a bunch of other shit, some of it in the 70's). You cannot read more unless you click the 'read more' link. (13 comments, 2312 words in story)

Heretofore Unencountered Perk
By l33t j03, Section Reviews Posted on Wed May 19, 2004 at 05:00:58 AM GMT
I really like my job. It comes with all sorts of perks, not the least of which is that the companies who sell us stuff see me as being in a position of power when it comes to spending my company's money. In my line of work I get to buy all sorts of cool new shit to incorporate into my projects. The people who sell this stuff sometimes see dollar signs. If a product they have a hand in takes off it means a lot of new business for them. Mutually beneficial relationship. (3 comments, 786 words in story)

Review: Envy
By Beef from the Taking "Dead Horse" to a New Level department, Section Reviews Posted on Mon May 03, 2004 at 11:01:57 AM GMT
Envy is a very, very odd movie. I know everyone in the press is piling on this film, and probably justifiably so. Nerd Girl and I ended up seeing it kinda by accident, because we got the wrong time for "Mean Girls." Envy was directed by Barry Levinson and starred Ben Stiller and Jack Black. (2 comments, 446 words in story)

Duct Tape wonderland
By NerdGirl from the NerdGirl department, Section Reviews Posted on Thu Apr 15, 2004 at 10:25:44 AM GMT
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Gun Mania! L@@K Inside!
By cyborg monkey from the Man, I LOVE GUNS!!!! department, Section Reviews Posted on Tue Dec 02, 2003 at 04:58:43 PM GMT
GUNS!!! (14 comments, 199 words in story)

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