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Thursday September 25th
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Friday August 15th
· Insane Clown Posse is worst rap/rock band ever! (9 comments)

Wednesday July 2nd
· Queens Of The Stone Age -- Songs For The Deaf review (4 comments)

Saturday June 21st
· Hairy Pot-head and the Older Woman Feels It (3 comments)

Tuesday June 10th
· Reveiws: Mountain Dew Livewire (10 comments)

Friday December 20th
· Christmas compilation (9 comments)

Saturday December 14th
· Hairy Pothead and his Chambermaid's Secret (12 comments)

Monday November 18th
· Harry Potter 2: A Comprehensive Review (10 comments)

Saturday November 2nd
· Stuff to do in Rome (33 comments)

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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show?
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Vlads generic Transylvanian named show!
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The show without a name
A fistful of Vlad
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Goku
By dirtyhippy42
from the dirtyhippy42 department, Section Reviews
Posted on Sun Jul 24, 2005 at 07:29:03 PM GMT

I've seen a lot of shit in my days. But a woman who became famous for taking monster-sized shits is unbelievable. Here is an interview with the world's biggest female shitter. http://www.joyangeles.com/interview2.htm

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SRU Reviews: The isopod

Cool
By Bold Marauder
from the sea bugs department, Section Reviews
Posted on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 05:23:58 AM GMT


I give the Isopod two thumbs up for sheer what the fuck is that value.

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Waiting In Line to See Star Wars

EVIL
By dirtyhippy42, Section Reviews
Posted on Mon May 23, 2005 at 11:05:39 AM GMT
I thought I'd get an edge over all the other line people who lined up half a day early to see Star Wars by taking a few syringes of methamphetamine along for the wait. Everything was going fine until I was startled whilest having the boot stuck in my arm...

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Episode III: A Lost Hope - Trailer

movies
By m0rk
from the take another nip obi wan! department, Section Reviews
Posted on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 06:30:17 AM GMT
has to be one the best spoofs* of Star Wars I've seen yet.
* [plugin required. worked in firefox 1.0.1]

Enjoy. Feel free to discuss.

later!

(9 comments, 321 words in story) Full Story >>

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Review: Robots

movies
By MFS
from the I took my kids to see a movie department, Section Reviews
Posted on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 04:51:14 AM GMT
From the makers of Ice Age, we are now given Robots. More names in the voice acting than you can shake a stick at. Signifiantly better rendering than Ice Age. Non-stop storyline, fart jokes, moral issues.

(3 comments, 236 words in story) Full Story >>

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A SRU Book Review: "Underboss"

crime
By Bold Marauder
from the funny like I amuse you funny department, Section Reviews
Posted on Sun Dec 19, 2004 at 10:52:18 AM GMT
I just finished reading "Underboss 'sammy THE BULL Gravano's story of life in the mafia" by Peter Maas (who wrote a bunch of other shit, some of it in the 70's).

You cannot read more unless you click the 'read more' link.

(13 comments, 2312 words in story) Full Story >>

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Heretofore Unencountered Perk

panties
By l33t j03, Section Reviews
Posted on Wed May 19, 2004 at 05:00:58 AM GMT
I really like my job. It comes with all sorts of perks, not the least of which is that the companies who sell us stuff see me as being in a position of power when it comes to spending my company's money.

In my line of work I get to buy all sorts of cool new shit to incorporate into my projects. The people who sell this stuff sometimes see dollar signs. If a product they have a hand in takes off it means a lot of new business for them. Mutually beneficial relationship.

(3 comments, 786 words in story) Full Story >>

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Review: Envy

bisquick
By Beef
from the Taking "Dead Horse" to a New Level department, Section Reviews
Posted on Mon May 03, 2004 at 11:01:57 AM GMT
Envy is a very, very odd movie. I know everyone in the press is piling on this film, and probably justifiably so. Nerd Girl and I ended up seeing it kinda by accident, because we got the wrong time for "Mean Girls." Envy was directed by Barry Levinson and starred Ben Stiller and Jack Black.

(2 comments, 446 words in story) Full Story >>

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Duct Tape wonderland

mystical kung-fu powers
By NerdGirl
from the NerdGirl department, Section Reviews
Posted on Thu Apr 15, 2004 at 10:25:44 AM GMT

(4 comments, 106 words in story) Full Story >>

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Gun Mania! L@@K Inside!

ham
By cyborg monkey
from the Man, I LOVE GUNS!!!! department, Section Reviews
Posted on Tue Dec 02, 2003 at 04:58:43 PM GMT
GUNS!!!

(14 comments, 199 words in story) Full Story >>

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