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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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NHLPA: No Salary Cap.
By Beef from the more-than-a-puck-in-their-ass department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Tue Dec 14, 2004 at 04:41:00 PM GMT
Unless that salary cap is $0, which is what they are going to get if they continue this idiotic tantrum. It's nice to see that the smashing success and 17 years of labor peace in the NFL shines as an example to... absolutely no one. (3 comments)

For the Love of Scrooge, The Grinch.......Bah Humbug!
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Sun Dec 12, 2004 at 07:49:52 PM GMT
You know something, we have used symbols of being a tight, miserly, grumpy person as a way to say that being frugal is not in the spirit or keeping of the holidays. Could we be wrong? (4 comments, 324 words in story)

could vote-selling via internet be the business of the future?
By b00tie from the parasew department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Fri Nov 05, 2004 at 10:49:00 AM GMT
THE AGENCY FOR MANUAL ELECTION RECOUNTS claims they have the platform to sell your election vote: online, global. parasew.5uper.net has an article in german, plus, in graz/austria, the radical media hacking-group ubermorgen is offering paper ballots from the us-election to be sent to the states. could vote-selling be the business of the future? (5 comments, 259 words in story)

Hell opened up, and put on sale. Gather round and haggle.
By Vladinator, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Wed Nov 03, 2004 at 09:46:19 AM GMT
So, it really is over. With a record turnout, the great ignorant slobbering masses of the festering remnant of a country that was once the land of the free, and the home of the brave, stood up to be counted on the side of theocracy. What. The. Fuck. (59 comments, 239 words in story)

Two blocks is too far to walk to vote
By Bold Marauder from the yhbt department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Mon Nov 01, 2004 at 07:44:03 PM GMT
So I'll be staying home tomorrow. (5 comments, 6 words in story)

Just F&*%(ing Do It!!!!
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Sun Oct 31, 2004 at 07:40:23 PM GMT
I don't care how busy your life is, I don't care how much you have to do, see, be or whatever.....get out there and VOTE on Tuesday Nov. 2nd!!!! (9 comments, 452 words in story)

So this is how my tax dollars help the poor?
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Tue Oct 19, 2004 at 07:12:39 PM GMT
It is so very close to the election that I had to write this, simply because I want people to know what they actually doing with their tax money and what they are getting. (7 comments, 1056 words in story)

The most riced-out white-guy's car evar.
By Beef from the Don't you love our neighbors? department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Sun Aug 22, 2004 at 06:30:36 AM GMT
I am still trying to wrap my head around how anyone could drive something like this and not be totally embarrassed: (5 comments, 41 words in story)

Check it out
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Sat Jul 31, 2004 at 10:46:27 AM GMT
Everyone should check out electorial-vote.com, and should ensure that their freinds who don't feel like voting get off thier asses and do so anyway, esp. in the states marked in red. (30 comments)

This is About TV
By l33t j03, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Sun Jul 11, 2004 at 07:27:39 PM GMT
Why are you reading this? There is probably something good on TV right now, and you're missing it. (4 comments, 459 words in story)

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