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Just in case anyone is interested, my Blog has moved.
By Vladinator, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Sat Aug 05, 2006 at 11:31:21 AM GMT
It's now powered by blogger over here at blogspot. It's far more serious than your average MySpace blog (and MySpace in general) and contains lots of thoughts on politics, and much swearing. Not for children, the faint at heart, non-political people, or Republicans. Technogeekism not required, but helpful.

AIM Mail....now with 2GB storage!
By Bold Marauder from the ay oh hell department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Sat Oct 01, 2005 at 07:20:04 AM GMT
AIM mail is now trying to compete with Google in the storage department. Unlike google, your average joe can sign up for it 100 accounts; 200 GB ...WHATS NOT TO LOVE!??!?!!? (4 comments, 55 words in story)

Grand Theft Auto in my Perfect Vegan Home
By dirtyhippy42 from the Better Homes Than Yours department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Fri Sep 09, 2005 at 04:53:36 AM GMT
I live on a beautiful sixteen acre ranch with my wife Hellen and our three lovely children Josh, Apple, and Hellen Jr. The kids have been being real assholes lately and I've come up with the perfect solution. (5 comments, 387 words in story)

And they wonder why they are going bankrupt?
By News For Turds from the good riddance to bad rubbish department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 06:04:35 AM GMT
So I went to a sale at a furniture story yesterday that is going bankrupt. It starts with an "R" and ends with "hodes" and rhymes with "roads". Now I can see why they are going bankrupt.... (3 comments, 378 words in story)

Suicide is Painless
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Fri Aug 12, 2005 at 12:23:25 PM GMT
No, I'm not going to kill myself, nor am I in any way suicidal, but I've had this stuck in my damn head since like Tuesday, and seeing it posted on K5 earlier today made me want to talk about it here. (4 comments, 316 words in story)

what a brutha gotta do is what a brutha gotta do
By m0rk from the yo brutha, thru n tru, department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Wed Mar 09, 2005 at 08:21:28 PM GMT
aight. i'm sitting here, unemployed as a crack addict. hoping unemployment calls back within a few days with some good news. a recent turn of events and i have found another chapter completed. despite the fact i have no current means of income, every thing is perfect: the fire in the woodstove, the wind is howling outside, it's snowing, i've got the powerbook g4 keeping my lap all warm and i'm watching some shit about Martha. Suddenly, it came to me. I've got a plan. This shit is gonna be tight. (2 comments, 635 words in story)

Thrashing death-throes of sci-fi to end in a whimper this May
By Beef from the sux department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 02:46:05 PM GMT
This May, we'll see the end, at least for the time being, of the Star Trek and Star Wars franchises.  Science fiction and fantasy are being strained out of the popular consciousness, to be relegated to specialty cable networks. (8 comments, 395 words in story)

What do you say?
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Thu Jan 06, 2005 at 09:36:21 AM GMT
Today, my daughter found out that one of her closest friends was killed in a auto accident.  How do you deal with that at an age that is difficult enough? (4 comments, 807 words in story)

Happy 2005!
By Bold Marauder from the starting the year off rihgt department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Tue Jan 04, 2005 at 07:25:16 AM GMT
Here's hoping everyone has a happy and prosperous new year, and that we will learn from the mistakes of the last year. (4 comments)

Help tidal wave victims in Sri Lanka
By Beef from the Generosity: Dead at 54? department, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Wed Dec 29, 2004 at 03:13:44 PM GMT
This is a teeny bit self-serving, as this is an org I used to work for, and still do consulting for from time to time, but they are starting a massive relief effort for the millions of homeless in Sri Lanka (PDF). Shelter for Life has been in Sri Lanka continuously since 1999, helping victims of the never-ending civil war there, so they are in a good position to make an immediate humanitarian impact. (7 comments)

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