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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 6 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Ron Mexico's Little Brother Given the Boot
By MFS from the stupidity runs in the family department, Section News Posted on Mon Jan 09, 2006 at 05:15:44 PM GMT
Yes, friends, Ron Mexico's little brother was dismissed form the Hokies today. The state of Virginia can give a sigh of relief as the toking, alcohol offering, foot stomper has been removed by VaTech president Charles Steger. If only he had the balls to kick him out of the university as well. (2 comments, 146 words in story)

Help keep SRU online, help keep Scott out of Jail
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section News Posted on Mon Nov 21, 2005 at 10:49:53 AM GMT
Well, we had the hearing today. If I don't come up with $3500 + $101/wk + $25/wk by December 29th, I get an all expenses paid trip to the Will County, Illinois Jail for 179 days. I have absolutely no way to make that ammount by that time. As such, I am now begging both for work, and donaitons. (7 comments, 93 words in story)

Introducing Emma!
By News For Turds from the It's A Girl! department, Section News Posted on Tue Sep 13, 2005 at 07:40:06 AM GMT
Emma Amanda was born last Wednesday, 9/7/05, 21" long weighing 7lb 1oz. Mommy and baby are doing just fine, and big brother (2 years old) is adjusting very well. Except for the lack of sleep, everyone is doing great! (9 comments)

Space: An Update
By m0rk from the your lightspeeding egg pilot who loves direct linking! department, Section News Posted on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 07:47:53 AM GMT
As of 2:04pm EDT Tuesday, the Space Shuttle Discovery made the start of its 1 mph sprint down the driveway so they can launch in May. With .gif animations, i've put together a few small visual scenes, so you, the reader, may have a better understanding of what it will be like in space. read on -> (1 comment, 172 words in story)

It's official: No NHL Hockey this season.
By Vladinator from the angry dejected fan department, Section News Posted on Wed Feb 16, 2005 at 10:30:56 AM GMT
At 1pm EST today, February 16th, 2005, Gary "Da weasel" Bettman dashed any and all hope of a less than fatal ending for Hockey in North America. (14 comments, 193 words in story)

NEWS FLASH: The Oscar Nominees Are Out
By Beef from the And the loser is... you department, Section News Posted on Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 08:42:57 AM GMT
I have been privy to the yet-to-be-released Oscar info: Best Picture: Envy Catwoman Anchorman Dodgeball The Butterfly Effect Envy and Catwoman lead all films with 13 nominations each.  Garfield The Movie leads the race for best animated feature film.  Tim Allen is also expected to win best actor for his performance in Christmas With the Kranks. I hope you hace enjoyed this exclusive Oscar scoop ok bye. (2 comments)

Too Much Holiday Cheer? or is everyone just trigger happy?
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section News Posted on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 07:45:46 PM GMT
Heard a couple of interesting things on the radio the other morning while driving to work.  Makes one wonder if all the people celebrate with too much eggnog over the holiday season! (5 comments, 293 words in story)

BREAKING NEWS - US Election is Over
By News For Turds from the enough-already department, Section News Posted on Fri Nov 12, 2004 at 03:25:33 PM GMT
This just in from Reuter's.  The election for the next President of the United States is over!  President Bush has won the election and has given his acceptance speech.  Meanwhile, Senator Kerry has given his concession speech.  It was a tight race, but there can only be one winner (except in 2000).  You may now return to your pre-election-year SRU discussions. (6 comments, 91 words in story)

World Police: A Comprehensive Review
By l33t j03, Section News Posted on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 07:20:24 AM GMT
Once again I review a movie I have not seen and do not intend to see, unless everything I actually want to see is out when I go to the video store and it is the best thing there. (3 comments, 315 words in story)

Harvest Time
By l33t j03, Section News Posted on Wed Sep 01, 2004 at 04:07:16 PM GMT
Late August in Indiana is the start of harvest time. Farmers everywhere begin bringing the billions of bushels or corn and soybeans this state is known for, crops that feed the world. It is also time for all the small time backyard growers to reap the fruit of their labor. (10 comments, 477 words in story)

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