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Monday February 3rd
· Underdrive Moduling for The New Millenium (6 comments)

Friday September 6th
· 1|\/|p05+3r5 (13 comments)

Monday September 2nd
· site design (19 comments)

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· I felt that I needed a story on the front page (6 comments)
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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show?
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Underdrive Moduling for The New Millenium

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By handybundler
from the what the fuck did he just say? department, Section Meta
Posted on Mon Feb 03, 2003 at 03:47:42 AM GMT
part 1

Lately, I had been getting these strange pains in my neck. A flash of light in my vision and a sharp pain in the center of my neck just below the base of my skull. It seemed like when these were happening I couldn't place my self any where in a recognizable space for a slpit second. Was it the pain that was consuming my id or was I being taken away again...

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1|\/|p05+3r5

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By handybundler
from the Martha's gonna cut your balls off department, Section Meta
Posted on Fri Sep 06, 2002 at 08:21:00 PM GMT


One Crazy Bitch!

(13 comments) Discuss >>

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site design

Scoop
By handybundler
from the can we change it a bit department, Section Meta
Posted on Mon Sep 02, 2002 at 07:58:17 PM GMT
things like icons, colors, textblocks. Looking at GiZ again gave me a bunch of ideas. I can help if any one is interested in showing me where to edit stuff. We need some new icons to match the topics. Maybe add some more color in places. Can we come up with some ideas for SRU? I have the time to work on them. Any one interested in this as well?

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I felt that I needed a story on the front page

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By MFS
from the so here it is department, Section Meta
Posted on Tue Jun 11, 2002 at 07:48:46 AM GMT
So here one is. Ain't it grand?

Yes, there really is content... keep reading...

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Scoop
By Vladinator
from the okay, what's next? department, Section Meta
Posted on Tue Jun 11, 2002 at 05:40:25 AM GMT
I think this site will be green.  I want a different green than slashdot however.  Whoever wants to, submit a color scheme and we'll check it out.

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