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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 6 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Suck it, NHL!
By Beef from the Brian Elliot for President department, Section Meta Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 02:20:19 PM GMT
College hockey is teh rulz. (3 comments, 19 words in story)

There will be hockey
By Beef from the 12-months-for-fighting department, Section Meta Posted on Mon Nov 29, 2004 at 07:20:59 AM GMT
Sidney Crosby may get a paycheck after all. (14 comments)

NHL Season About to be Cancelled; No One Even Notices
By Beef from the Las Vegas Whizz department, Section Meta Posted on Wed Nov 17, 2004 at 07:07:46 PM GMT
In the least-closely-watched sports story of 2004, it appears we may not have NHL at all this year. (8 comments, 124 words in story)

More Political Posts
By Beef from the Republicrat department, Section Meta Posted on Mon Aug 02, 2004 at 09:15:08 PM GMT
l33t j03 asked for more political posts: At dangfunnypolitics.com you can read the "secret" conversations between Bush and Cheny, Kerry and Edwards, Angry Dean and Happy Dean, etc. Be sure to check out the archives. They also have a Nostalgic look back on the Dukakis presidency. And, just in case you've been living under a rock, this is hilarious: This Land. (9 comments)

Vlad got bored
By Vladinator from the Slash just won't die... department, Section Meta Posted on Mon Mar 08, 2004 at 12:44:09 PM GMT
I got bored, and did This to my webserver at home. Please go answer my questions there. (8 comments)

Time to Troll the Trolls
By Beef from the sed quis trollet ipsos trolles? department, Section Meta Posted on Fri Feb 27, 2004 at 05:10:57 PM GMT
Shall we dance? (6 comments)

SRU, Usenet Edition
By Beef from the interesting dialog department, Section Meta Posted on Thu Jan 08, 2004 at 07:17:01 PM GMT
I hereby declare alt.plastic.utensils.spork.spork.spork to be the official Usenet newsgroup of SRU. Because retro is in. Again. (5 comments, 52 words in story)

I für ein Willkommen unsere germanischen Überlords Porn
By Bold Marauder from the dem Hund einen Knochen geben department, Section Meta Posted on Mon Dec 01, 2003 at 11:33:31 AM GMT
Ich möchte sie erinnern, daß als verläßlicher sporkmitwirkender ich beim Runden herauf andere sporks nützlich sein könnte toil in ihren unterirdischen scatgruben. (12 comments, 72 words in story)

The case for a fiction section
By Big Dogs Cock from the trouble in the trouser department, Section Meta Posted on Fri Aug 22, 2003 at 03:45:26 PM GMT
For some time now, rival Scoop site K5 has had a fiction section. This allows the members of that site to exercise their creative freedom. I feel that SRU should follow suit. (6 comments, 93 words in story)

I am an applet ho'
By handybundler from the get you widgets here! department, Section Meta Posted on Mon Aug 04, 2003 at 06:21:00 AM GMT
I was looking for stuff to make WindowMaker/blackbox/fluxbox kewler than what it already is. So I trot off to Freshmeat and started to look through the windowmanager criteria and some how came across DockApps.org. now I have all kinds of 500p3r d0p3 stuff running in the SLIT in blackbox. (6 comments, 238 words in story)

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