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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 15 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Ariana's Britney Spears interview with Operah
By LadyLupin from the The Operah show department, Section interviews Posted on Sat Apr 09, 2005 at 05:56:34 PM GMT
Operah: So Ariana, it is wonderful to have you on our show! now you are author of many books published reguarding how some creatures by the female gender who disgrace the way society sees "women" and one of them being entitled as "Spears should be slayed at Britney" am I right? (5 comments, 858 words in story)

When trolls run for Congress
By Beef from the hook, line, and sinker department, Section interviews Posted on Fri Aug 06, 2004 at 01:31:25 PM GMT
Behold, the first troll to ever win a major party nomination for federal office. (6 comments)

I saw your name and number on the wall.
By Beef from the one-hit number department, Section interviews Posted on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 03:41:23 PM GMT
Jenny's Los Angeles (213) phone number is for sale. (10 comments)

handybundler doing intarweb vacionnes
By handybundler from the miss me ... NOW! department, Section interviews Posted on Fri Nov 14, 2003 at 03:06:25 PM GMT
hi. as of tomorrow, i will be internetless for a couple of weeks. why, you ask? (3 comments, 155 words in story)

Notes from a mousehole...
By kpaul from the what-was-the-question-again? department, Section interviews Posted on Tue Aug 05, 2003 at 02:18:22 AM GMT
kpaul:We have the pleasure of asking kpaul some questions live on a little site called sporks-r-us tonight, or this morning... or whatever. Welcome, kpaul, I'm glad you could join us. (3 comments, 387 words in story)

Women are stupid. An interview with myself.
By tacomacide from the sperm>egg department, Section interviews Posted on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 03:15:55 AM GMT
I had the honor of interviewing Myself today. Enjoy. (29 comments, 569 words in story)

I'm Rob Malda, and I'm a Hooker
By BisquickNGrease from the my pimp beat me up department, Section interviews Posted on Thu Sep 26, 2002 at 01:28:53 PM GMT
Hemos, my pimp, beat me up for not paying him his protection fee.  Rather then losing more money, I just took it liek a man.  Now I an all briused and bloodied. (8 comments)

My name is Vlad.
By cyborg monkey from the please-help-me department, Section interviews Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2002 at 11:33:57 AM GMT
My Name is Vlad and I am a trekoholic in recovery. My sobriety date is August 9, 2002. I am so very grateful that God has blessed me with sobriety, after so many years of unhappiness, discontentment and erectile disfunction. (5 comments, 299 words in story)

va_willy gets taco's goatse
By Pen1s Sp0rk Guy from the fuckin with taco department, Section interviews Posted on Mon Jul 15, 2002 at 06:40:25 PM GMT
The following, as taken from #giz on 07.15.2002 at about 6:00 pm, has been printed entirely with out any one's permission. Who gives a rats ass. This is some funny shit. Sue me. (4 comments, 182 words in story)

Rob Malda on ZDNET
By cyborg monkey from the blah-blah-blah department, Section interviews Posted on Mon Jun 24, 2002 at 09:27:27 AM GMT
Your friend and mine, Rob Malda, has a very intense interview on ZDNET.   (7 comments, 199 words in story)

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