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l33t j03, this one's for you
By PowerSpork 5000 from the read the fucking manual department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Tue Apr 13, 2004 at 10:05:24 AM GMT
Now, this is how you post a story.  You fill in this nice little form and stuff. (1 comment, 31 words in story)

News For Turds' Mop Sauce for Brisket & Ribs
By News For Turds from the make-it-even-better department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Thu Mar 18, 2004 at 06:31:05 AM GMT
About a year ago, I pr0st33d News For Turds' St. Louis-Style Ribs Dry Rub Recipe. What better way to follow it up than with News For Turds' Mop Sauce for Brisket & Ribs? (2 comments, 338 words in story)

News For Turds' Mop Sauce for Brisket & Ribs
By News For Turds from the make-it-even-better department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Thu Mar 18, 2004 at 06:28:36 AM GMT
About a year ago, I pr0st33d News For Turds' St. Louis-Style Ribs Dry Rub Recipe. What better way to follow it up than with News For Turds' Mop Sauce for Brisket & Ribs? (338 words in story)

News For Turds' Mop Sauce for Brisket & Ribs
By News For Turds from the make-it-even-better department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Thu Mar 18, 2004 at 06:27:43 AM GMT
About a year ago, I pr0st33d News For Turds' St. Louis-Style Ribs Dry Rub Recipe. What better way to follow it up than with News For Turds' Mop Sauce for Brisket & Ribs? (338 words in story)

News For Turds' St. Louis-Style Ribs
By News For Turds from the falling-off-the-bone department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Mon Aug 11, 2003 at 09:16:51 AM GMT
I remember a year or so ago when someone pr0st33d a ribs recipe.  Since I had a ghetto party yesterday with my ribs, I figured I'd pr0st News For Turds' St. Louis-Style Ribs recipe.  Enjoy! (1 comment, 574 words in story)

how I am going to crush the cabal
By tacomacide from the trollmatic department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Mon May 26, 2003 at 10:45:46 PM GMT
first, I split them up the middle. ^    X X X X X       ^  \  ----^----   /    o o o o o o o o /               ^               o (3 comments, 202 words in story)

Oh do that VooDoo, that HooDoo that you do so well.....
By xxxxxxxxxx from the a good laugh at a website department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Mon May 26, 2003 at 06:15:31 AM GMT
This is a site that I discovered while doing some research on a subject for a freind of mine (she is reading a book based in New Orleans and it has some references to VooDoo). This site is hysterically funny, even though I am sure it is not supposed to be. (4 comments, 356 words in story)

Dear Dead Penis Bird
By tacomacide from the unf department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Thu Nov 21, 2002 at 12:26:48 PM GMT
I love you. Please stand on my penis.

Kernel Panic from hell
By handybundler from the why does it matter? department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Sat Nov 16, 2002 at 06:27:24 AM GMT
Okay, so I have RH7.3 professional installed. (shut up, I don't want to hear it) Dual boot setup with Shitdows Windows 98 SE on the other drive. Ummm, I subtracted one of my CDRs and now I get kernel panic at boot. (13 comments, 128 words in story)

Fuck you all, motherfuckers!
By MFS from the fuck! department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Thu Oct 03, 2002 at 10:05:03 PM GMT
fuck! (3 comments, 43 words in story)

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