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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 15 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Ever notice how...
By Vladinator from the St. Vladinator department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Fri Mar 17, 2006 at 01:41:38 PM GMT
Ever notice how some people, who clearly have so much in common, sometimes look alike? (1 comment, 53 words in story)

This Did Not Really Happen
By l33t j03, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Wed Aug 17, 2005 at 03:25:22 PM GMT
Although the sources are reliable, this did not really happen. (2 comments, 202 words in story)

Tom Cruise has really lost it now
By Reza from the The aliens are coming to get us department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Thu Jun 30, 2005 at 10:41:41 AM GMT
Tom Cruise has managed to fall off his rocker in a splendid fashion and has done it so well that his once loyal fanbase now thinks he's as much of (if not worse) a freak than Michael Jackson. (8 comments, 170 words in story)

Cows Having Sex
By dirtyhippy42, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Fri Jun 17, 2005 at 07:01:51 AM GMT
While coming back from a camping trip my girlfriend and I stopped at a farm to record this video. I chose to fry my brain tonight and this is the best thing I could think of to do with all the extra creative energy. (8 comments)

Crack Whore Confessions
By dirtyhippy42, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Mon May 23, 2005 at 01:05:40 AM GMT
It's been a while since I've picked up a drug-addled street walker but I have some fond memories from those times... (2 comments, 110 words in story)

Let's Have a Lemon Party
By dirtyhippy42, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 12:10:07 AM GMT
Today I was in Public Speaking class listening to some guy do a persuasive speach on why hazing should not be allowed. I remembered a story I read where a frat pledge had to swim with a candle in his ass and cross a pool or pond or something without the candle going out. (1 comment, 171 words in story)

I have embarrased myself!
By dirtyhippy42 from the dirtyhippy42 department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 07:34:21 PM GMT
Last night I went to the house of an aquaintance. I brought my record player and some Beatles albums and a 500mg bottle of 4-Hydroxy-N,N-diethyltryptamine. Everything was going fine until we decided to take our third supplemental doseage within two hours... (3 comments, 404 words in story)

MFS -this one's for you (though I bet you've seen it)
By Bold Marauder from the I'd Rather Have Hot Grits, thnx department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Mon Jul 19, 2004 at 01:39:19 PM GMT
as seen in the msn artical Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix Man jailed for illegal firearm possession after shooting self in groin SHEFFIELD, England - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm. (289 words in story)

My Colostomy Bag Broke On the Bus Today :-(
By dirtyhippy42, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Thu Jul 08, 2004 at 05:30:48 PM GMT
Too much deep-fried food and red meat did my colon in several years ago. Since then my reality has been one of living with a colostomy bag. (403 words in story)

First ever practical application of Timecube science
By Beef from the we look for thing to make us go department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Mon Apr 19, 2004 at 10:23:50 AM GMT
Now available in Japan: Cooling Cube. This beer dispenser works by "creat[ing] a healing time and space beyond reality." I assume the Cooling Cube is able to "tap into" the Timecube's extra 3 24-hour days to create its healing time. (95 words in story)

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