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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 6 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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By Vladinator, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Fri Dec 15, 2006 at 01:55:17 PM GMT
The US government has a new website, www.ready.gov, displaying public service symbols for terrorism readiness, in the tradition of the old "duck and cover" campaigns after WWII. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few guesses about what they mean: (441 words in story)

A love they couldn't deny...
By Beef from the gullwing door department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:36:08 PM GMT
It was an experiment in time. But the one variable they forgot was love. (10 comments)

Mt. St. HelenseCX
By m0rk from the the mighty eruptor department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 06:56:50 AM GMT
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That's it!
By Reza from the The Grinch department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Thu Dec 22, 2005 at 11:23:40 AM GMT
I've cancelled Christmas and all the related holidays! (3 comments, 68 words in story)

Vagina
By dirtyhippy42 from the fish market department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Sat Aug 27, 2005 at 12:29:28 AM GMT
ut oh. i did too many cactus drugs. now i have entered the vagina grid. (3 comments, 29 words in story)

A nice game of mah-jongg
By dirtyhippy42 from the dirtyhippy42 department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 11:34:27 AM GMT
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. (2 comments, 287 words in story)

Since we no longer give a shit about submissions,
By Vladinator, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 01:23:05 PM GMT
PSEUDO ZEN THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: (2 comments, 70 words in story)

Eminem's one little flaw....
By LadyLupin from the Ariana department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 04:21:10 PM GMT
Alright, We all know Eminem is an angered man who rapps about absolutely anything he pleases. He hates people, he hates you, he hates his ex-wife, and from what you hear from his music, he hates women especially... (16 comments, 115 words in story)

Michael Jackson Not Guilty?
By Reza from the now-CA-can-fall-in-the-ocean department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Tue Jun 14, 2005 at 09:35:07 AM GMT
Ok, we've all heard the news, "Wacko Jacko is not guilty". But, when you read into the articles you find- (6 comments, 274 words in story)

Cypress Hill Lyrics
By Vladinator from the Noreaga department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Sat May 28, 2005 at 11:47:05 AM GMT
Rap Superstar Lyrics (feat. Eminem, Noreaga) (9 comments, 892 words in story)

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